Worst thing you've done when you're drunk

[JC175]

Wasn't me, but a guy I know once poured a whole glass of beer over some little kid and then set his hair on fire. He then rounded out the night by wedging a beer bottle into the ass of someone that had already passed out.

He's a nice guy, trust me.

EDIT: Oh and I just remembered, I went to this party one time where the host decided to charge to get in at the last minute. I've been told I walked up to a truck in the backyard, said something along the lines of "Oh well, better do my five dollars worth of damage", and punched the truck in the side. Needless to say my hand was more than a little bruised the next day.

 

[BlackJack47]

Though I've never been REALLY drunk the most stupid thing was having a shots game at a party with some friends (all single) discussing, "who would you..."..My girlfriend walked in during one of my unnecessarily vulgar anecdotes.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Breaking my neighbors door. Throwing bottles at his cats, pissing on his garden hose

It was funny

 

[Sewblon]

I fell asleep on the couch, I have only been drunk once.

 

[Spacelord]

I get to be in the very smug position of saying I have never been drunk. Therefore I have no worst thing to admit to.

On the downside, the "never drunk" thing is due to no social life. So that kinda balances it up a bit.....

I'd rather not have a social life than be drunk all the time.
...
That is a lie. I'm so very lonely.

Another Escapist who has said exactly what I'm feeling....

I would happily get as drunk as possible (without being physically sick) if it meant not being alone.

Aw, you guys...

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Well, I was drunk at someones new years party. A friends, actually. So, what do I do? I get so drunk that I brake his arm chair, his sterio and vomit all over his house before being picked up by my mum. I didn't reach midnight. Hell, I didn't reach 10pm.

 

[-Seraph-]

Absolutely nothing, I am pretty much the same drunk as I am sober. The only thing drunkenness does to me is make me wake up early and energetic in the morning. YES!! it has to complete opposite effect of a hangover on me!!

 

[heartshooter]

I don't drink. I've tasted nearly every type of alcohol and cannot stand the taste of anything. Yes, I've tried mixing it, no, it still tastes like shit to me.

clearly you've never had disaronno. give a kopperbergs a try. it's a fruit based drink

 

[Aegwadar]

Pretty mellow one, but hell... Streaking, was home on leave, got blitzed, BAM, and ended up running down the street naked as a jaybird. lol

 

[petrolmonkey]

I once punched someone then broke down disgusted at myself for what I had done.

 

[The_Chief]

I've made out with two girls at the same time who were three times my weight combined. Wait that was a boast not a complaint .

Dossed in a doorway cause I missed a train home, Ive walked 18-20 miles cause I missed a train home.

Probably the worse thing overall though was I drunkenly picked a fight with a 10 foot wide concrete support pillar for a 3 story building. Hurt my foot a bit and walked home in subzero temperatures. Realised I lost keys and kicked door off the lock.

Woke up next morning realizing I had fractured my ankle on the pillar. Lotsa pain killers. Lots and lots.

PILLS HERE

 

[heartshooter]

I don't drink. I've tasted nearly every type of alcohol and cannot stand the taste of anything. Yes, I've tried mixing it, no, it still tastes like shit to me.

clearly you've never had disaronno.

DUDE, Disaronno Chocolate is the best Alcohol EVER!

my favourite is disaronno on the rocks. i could drink that all day

 

[neuromasser]

Almost killed myself a few times (razor/knife/near traffic accidents), but the worst thing is definitely when I got drunk on my friend's party after 30+ hours without sleep.I fell asleep in every room, even when I put my head on the speakers(400W). So I decided to sober up and went to bathroom, puked into the toilet and crashed into the bathtub. I slept for about half an hour when the banging on the door waked me up. I got up and realized that the buckle fell of my belt into the toilet. I thought about it and said to myself: "There is puke and urine in there... but so is my favorite buckle... I'm probably too drunk to remember anything, I'll just pick it up" So I got it out, washed it, went to the room where everyone's jackets and bags were and fell asleep. After some time, I waked up choking and vomiting all around me (on the jackets, of course). So when I regained proper state of my mind (whatever that was) I got up, said goodbye to my friend(who threw this party) and went home.

Btw 90% of that party were girls, and host too.

 

[Biek]

I made out with a girl who was known as the yeti. She was just as tall as me and had shoulders as broad as mine. (im 6'4") I still remember her breath was horrible.

 

[Zamn]

I'm a manic, hyper-active drunk so I have a good few of these.

I kicked down the door of a room with a couple having sex inside while a large crowd looked on, then roared the first word that came into my head (NAKEDNESS!).

I drank a pint of butter.

I accidentally broke the wing mirror off a car, then tried to re-attach it.

I fell asleep while standing up. And urinating. In public. Thirty seconds later I fell asleep while throwing up. Then I woke up twelve hours later, over a mile away in my own bed and to this day do not know how.

I ground pepper into my friend's eyes.

I knocked my friend out with a flying glasses case.

I attempted to throw my friend off a balcony and very nearly suceeded. It was the same friend in each case. He burned me with a waffle though so he deserved it.

I filled a beer bottle with soap, and got someone to down it. He burped bubbles for six hours.

I made my friend drop a can of beer into his sleeping bag, then got the sleeping bags mixed up and slept in it.

I had ice cream licked off me, by a man.

I went to the toilet in a nightclub, and found a shit on the floor of my cubicle. I didn't want a shit in my cubicle so I slid it into the next cubicle which my friend was using. I asked him what he thought of the shit that slid into his cubicle. He said he had not used any cubicle, and was at the bar.