Worst Unlockable Characters

[Uskis]

I would like to second Gon and Doctor B from Tekken 3.. The doctor was completely pointless.. We just got him in order to complete the roster, and be able to show of all the characters to our friends

 

[dekkarax]

Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

which neatly follows up to the absolute #1 Timesplitters rule: "No Monkeys"

agreed, chasing a tiny fast monkey around is a real fast way to fall out with someone

It's pretty damn funny when everyone's the monkey though.

 

[The Wooster]

Marth in SSBB...who cares? Also, why have three characters from Starfox with exactly the same final smash?

Also, did anybody ever use Ash, the incredibly gay (literally) unlockable boss in Bare Knuckle 3? I tried him once, and he sucked (No jump attack, his special attack was just his regular attack but in a flurry, no throws, couldn't use weapons...need I go on?).

I'm sorry? Are we in Japan. I don't think we're in Japan. Unless we're in Japan you will call it 'streets of rage 3' you god damn communist.

Streets of Rage 3 was woefully inadequate compared to its japanese counterpart. I'll take japanese dialogue over terrible, plot holed-filled, inconsistent dialogue any day, so I'll call it what I like, you filthy facist.

Then you will call it 'the Japanese version of Streets of Rage 3'. I'll not have any communism in my forum.

 

[Fightbulb]

jigglyp(oof)uff from smash bros
basically a kirby clone with a few new moves which do absoulutely nothing.
unless it lands on you..

I don't think you know how to use Jigglypuff. Seriously, check out some tournament videos on Youtube, Jigglypuff can be scary as fuck, especially if you know when to use down+B. Hint: it doesn't do "absolutely nothing".

 

[Bobkat1252]

Marth in SSBB...who cares? Also, why have three characters from Starfox with exactly the same final smash?

Also, did anybody ever use Ash, the incredibly gay (literally) unlockable boss in Bare Knuckle 3? I tried him once, and he sucked (No jump attack, his special attack was just his regular attack but in a flurry, no throws, couldn't use weapons...need I go on?).

I'm sorry? Are we in Japan. I don't think we're in Japan. Unless we're in Japan you will call it 'streets of rage 3' you god damn communist.

Streets of Rage 3 was woefully inadequate compared to its japanese counterpart. I'll take japanese dialogue over terrible, plot holed-filled, inconsistent dialogue any day, so I'll call it what I like, you filthy facist.

Then you will call it 'the Japanese version of Streets of Rage 3'. I'll not have any communism in my forum.

"Your forum"?

Something's telling me this may develop into a rather intersting fight. I'll throw my hat into the the ring and claim 3/17th's of this forum as mine. Forum gold rush!

On topic: Half the characters in the lego star wars games, do we really need 7 variants of the standard battle droid? And why are there characters like Palpatine who have no abilities what-so-ever?

 

[GyroCaptain]

Han Solo in carbonite, Lego Star Wars II. (Through the 'extra toggle' unlock)
Not useful, but farking hilarious.

So I guess instead it would the womprat/mislabeled scurrier on Tatooine.
(Can run about 20% faster, at best. Cannot jump. Cannot use anything)

EDIT: So it seems on reading that the Lego games are spectacular in this respect, as well as anything involving Starfox. Interesting that series would repeat the same quirk that much.

 

[dnv2]

Dr B from Tekken 3. Bastard to play with and somehow annoyingly difficult to beat, since he spends all his time out of range of your best attacks.

Damn it, beat me to it. Was trying to work out how to spell his name! :S

Failing him, I never liked Roger from the Tekken Series either.

 

[Sib]

Also, I'm going to be a dick and mention the worst unlockable weapon: the MP44 in CoD4. What the fuck is up with that thing?

The MP44 owns! I've got red tiger with it, once you get used to the recoil you can 2shot people easy from most of the way across map.

 

[AuntyEthel]

Roll from Marvel vs Capcom 2?

Yeah, I second that one. And third it and fourth it. What the hell was Roll?

 

[gantzsurvivor1]

Angel and Devil in Tekken Tag. Most cheap characters ever. i never used them. One time i didnt even want to go outta my way to unlock them.

 

[Syphonz]

another shout out to Onslaught from Marvel vs. Capcom 1

"Behold my mighty hand!" only, the hand wasn't so mighty.

 

[OuroborosChoked]

yuffie from FF7... nuff' said

What are you talking about? She's one of the best physical attackers in the game! Yuffie + Cid + Cloud + (3*4-Cut materia) = Ultimate melee team. When they all hit for 9999, that's 119,988 damage per turn... not even counting limit breaks.

(With limits, 179,982 (Highwind) + 149,985 (Omnislash) + 149,985 (Doom of the Living) = 479,952 in ONE TURN)

 

[Galletea]

Dr B from Tekken 3. Bastard to play with and somehow annoyingly difficult to beat, since he spends all his time out of range of your best attacks.

Damn it, beat me to it. Was trying to work out how to spell his name! :S

Failing him, I never liked Roger from the Tekken Series either.

I believe it was Boskonovic.

 

[Roderon]

Dr B from Tekken 3. Bastard to play with and somehow annoyingly difficult to beat, since he spends all his time out of range of your best attacks.

Damn it, beat me to it. Was trying to work out how to spell his name! :S

Failing him, I never liked Roger from the Tekken Series either.

I believe it was Boskonovic.

You guys never really tried to play him right? When you get the hang of his combos he's actually one of the best characters in the game. But annoying as hell tho.
Btw, is there anyone more than me that unlocked him trough playing 300 vs in a row? ^^

Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

Oddjobs hat owns!

Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

which neatly follows up to the absolute #1 Timesplitters rule: "No Monkeys"

1 more! Ever tried on monkey virus against bots? It may be one of the scariest and most stress related game modes I've ever tried

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Boss Nass in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
Mokujin in Tekken 5 - I hate "EdgeMaster" characters, I like to pick a character and use their weapon or fighting style for the match, not switch every round.
Finally, a geeky one, the Wolf and Flying Camera characters in Dragon Ball: Advanced Adventure, although that did have a massive amount of characters for a GBA game though, with like, everyone in the game playable. Seriously, even the random grunts were playable.

That game (Dragon Ball) was awesome! I actually liked the camera. The wolf was annoying, but the camera could fly around really fast. He also took damage very quickly, so he was a challenge to use. Besides, I HATE fighting them in the game, so using one to kill enemies felt like a nice dose of justice.

 

[Galletea]

I believe it was Boskonovic.

You guys never really tried to play him right? When you get the hang of his combos he's actually one of the best characters in the game. But annoying as hell tho.
Btw, is there anyone more than me that unlocked him trough playing 300 vs in a row? ^^

Well I did but I could never get his combos to work on anything bar my younger brother, I'd got bored of it somewhat and cranked up the difficulty by then, and everything was impossible.
And 300 vs in a row? I have patience, but not <color=indigo>that much patience.

 

[Roderon]

haha well ^^ Never heard of anyone than me that have done it actually ^^ And I did it 2 times