Worst Wake Up Ever

[Casimir_Effect]

By a fire alarm, in a uni hall of residence, when mindfuckingly hungover. It was a drill. We had to assemble outside and wait for them to check... something (the complete lack of a real fire perhaps) while freezing our asses off. Uniquely, I also had the fun of trying not to empty my stomach all over the place.

And this has happened to me twice now. Seriously, fuck fire drills. You will never know the pain

 

[colson91]

I think I got a good one. I wake up at about 2 or 3 in the morning with no idea why until after a couple seconds, I notice a strange weight on the side of my bed. I look and see someone leaning over my bed, so I yell out, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!" The person replies in a calm yet annoyed voice, "Calm down, I'm looking for the cat." After he speaks, I realize its my step dad, and it takes me a couple more seconds to register what he said. We then had the following "conversation."
"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE CAT?"
"I thought I heard him yowling in here."
"WHAT?"
"Nevermind, go back to sleep." And then he leaves the room.

About two minutes later, I go to the bathroom. When I'm done, I come back out and the cat is sitting right there in the hallway. I then called him a bastard and went back to bed.

 

[Queen Michael]

My brother jumping on my stomach shouting "wakeupwakeupeakeupwakeup".

 

[interspark]

So about 20 minutes ago I randomly awoke from my slumber, to see a spider 2 inches in front of my face. Besides screaming and killing it in instinct, I am now wide awake though not having more than 3 hours sleep and can't get back to bed.

So what's the worse way you've been woken up?

dude! it was a harmless living thing!!! simply being there didnt merit death!

right, sorry (well not really), my own story

similar thing really, one morning i was awoken to find a cat on my bed with its face inches from my own, rather upset, i poltely shooed the cat away and went back to sleep, only to be awoken shortly later the exact same way BUT BY A DIFFERENT CAT! it was like i had fish on my face or something!

 

[VGStrife]

At university my room in the house we rented was next to a wasps nest. I woke up to a buzzing under the sheets.
Also, on a related note, same room etc, playing HL2:ep2 didn't feel tickling in my trouser leg (no, not like that) until it was almost too late. I hastily removed said trousers to find a wasp surprisingly close to my genitals.
I then started tucking my trousers into my socks whilst in my room.

Never got stung though, so a win for me i guess.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Mosquito up the noise.

Very unpleasant that was.

 

[interspark]

By a fire alarm, in a uni hall of residence, when mindfuckingly hungover. It was a drill. We had to assemble outside and wait for them to check... something (the complete lack of a real fire perhaps) while freezing our asses off. Uniquely, I also had the fun of trying not to empty my stomach all over the place.

And this has happened to me twice now. Seriously, fuck fire drills. You will never know the pain

lol, i guess you just have to wonder whats worse, that, or a fiery death

welcome to the escapist btw

 

[Tourette]

My old Sergeant form basic training when I first joined the Army. That is one wake up call no one ever forgets.
Also another time after a wild night out I woke up with permanent marker over my face in various patterns and minus an eyebrow.
After another wild night out I woke up with my entire face covered in cigarette papers which were just about to be lit.
Oh the joys of Army life,hehe.
Now it's just my kids that rudely awaken me nowadays.

 

[Instinct Blues]

When my mom woke me up and told me that my hamster was dead which was a bit of a shock but it sure was his time to go he was at least 7 years old and they usually only live for 4-5 years. Thats the worst that I can remember besides being woken up at ungodly early hours to go to school.

 

[Casimir_Effect]

By a fire alarm, in a uni hall of residence, when mindfuckingly hungover. It was a drill. We had to assemble outside and wait for them to check... something (the complete lack of a real fire perhaps) while freezing our asses off. Uniquely, I also had the fun of trying not to empty my stomach all over the place.

And this has happened to me twice now. Seriously, fuck fire drills. You will never know the pain

lol, i guess you just have to wonder whats worse, that[b/], or a fiery death

welcome to the escapist btw

Oh no, you must have misunderstood. What could be more fun than sitting outside at 6am wearing only a dressing gown and rocking backwards & forwards while trying to remember how in the name of all that is fucking holy I even made it home and where the hell my damn pants are?

Seriously, I choose fiery death every time. If it's that or giving up whisky then bring on the tan!

Thanks for the welcome mate

 

[Kortney]

My alarm is wake me up before you go go. That's right, the first thing I hear every day is the smooth tones of George Michael himself.

 

[erto101]

My kind little brother trying to put my glasses on me. He hit my eye when i tried to sit up i was knocked down again by the iron bar which was for some reason placed almost directly over my head. God i hated that bed

 

[AndyFromMonday]

During the night I tend to leave the window open. One night, I forgot the kitchen light on. I woke up at about 4 to go to the bathroom (I drank an entire bottle of cola before going to sleep) only to see an army of moths on the walls. I thought I was hallucinating due to tiredness but nevertheless I armed myself with a book and killed every single little fucker. When morning came I thought it was all a dream until I saw the mutilated insect corpses on my wall.

 

[Mana Fiend]

I once set my alarm tone to this song.


I then hid it somewhere, max volume, in my brother's room.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Some creepy-sounded man to open my door and speak with his smoke-filled voice:
"wakey wakey sunshine."
It later turned out to be my dad.

 

[interspark]

By a fire alarm, in a uni hall of residence, when mindfuckingly hungover. It was a drill. We had to assemble outside and wait for them to check... something (the complete lack of a real fire perhaps) while freezing our asses off. Uniquely, I also had the fun of trying not to empty my stomach all over the place.

And this has happened to me twice now. Seriously, fuck fire drills. You will never know the pain

lol, i guess you just have to wonder whats worse, that, or a fiery death

welcome to the escapist btw

Oh no, you must have misunderstood. What could be more fun than sitting outside at 6am wearing only a dressing gown and rocking backwards & forwards while trying to remember how in the name of all that is fucking holy I even made it home and where the hell my damn pants are?

Seriously, I choose fiery death every time. If it's that or giving up whisky then bring on the tan!

Thanks for the welcome mate

oh no, i wasnt being sarcastic, i was seriously concidering which would be worse, lol

 

[Fishbro]

When I was five, my sister thought the best possible way to wake me up was to whack me in the face with a massive book.
One huge nosebleed later and I was fine and ready to start the day.

 

[EinTheCorgi]

My sister babysits this one little girl I think shes 4 but that's not important I was sleeping and the girl jumped on my bed landed on my groin causing extreme pain and I couldn't get up because i wasn't wearing clothes at the time -_- so yeah that was a really shitty wake up.