Worst way to dump a girlfriend/boyfriend
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I don't know how true this one is but I've seen it in an email, and it's probably the best way to break up with a cheating partner.
At the wedding reception the groom stands up to do his speech, he thanks all guests for coming then says he has a special surprise for all of them and asks them to feel under their seats for an envelope. once everyone has their envelopes he asks them all to open it and inside are pictures of the bride having sex with the best man, as the gasps fill the reception the groom turns to the bride and serves her with divorce papers and walks out of the reception. This leaves an extremely embarrased bride and best man sitting in front of two very angry familys, especially the brides father who has paid for the wedding and reception.
The email version is a lot funnier as it goes into more detail, I'm just trying to remember the key details. Once again I don't know how true that is.
My only advise for all that have been hurt, don't try and change the past, focus on the future. If the guy/girl has broken up with you and you still have feelings for them you're more than likely wasting your time and missing out on meeting someone better.
At the wedding reception the groom stands up to do his speech, he thanks all guests for coming then says he has a special surprise for all of them and asks them to feel under their seats for an envelope. once everyone has their envelopes he asks them all to open it and inside are pictures of the bride having sex with the best man, as the gasps fill the reception the groom turns to the bride and serves her with divorce papers and walks out of the reception. This leaves an extremely embarrased bride and best man sitting in front of two very angry familys, especially the brides father who has paid for the wedding and reception.
The email version is a lot funnier as it goes into more detail, I'm just trying to remember the key details. Once again I don't know how true that is.
My only advise for all that have been hurt, don't try and change the past, focus on the future. If the guy/girl has broken up with you and you still have feelings for them you're more than likely wasting your time and missing out on meeting someone better.
I had a guy break up with me once by leaving me a voice mail while I was a work. That was pretty lame.
I once came home from the pub drunk, and said to the girl I had been dating and living with for over a year "I think you need to find somewhere else to live."
Not my proudest moment.
Not my proudest moment.
A message displayed in a fireworks display.... may be a bit nasty, but at least it would be over the top and flashy.
This happened to one of my friends. His Girlfriend was cheating on him and wanted out but didn't just have the guts to say it. So she got her slutty best friend to throw herself at him at a time where she could conveniently walk in on them. She probably would have gotten away with it if not for the fact that her slutty best friend also had a big mouth and a guilty conscious and basically told my buddy the what she had done.
Over MSN, or through text... well, anything not in person.
My ex girlfriend split up with me over MSN and then went off to Liverpool (she sent and offline message so I got it the day after...), so I couldn't speak to her for two weeks.
It was horrible. I wanted to know why she had to split up with me, why. It literally came out of no-where, we'd never had an argument or anything, and we'd been together for over a year.
Turned out her Mum found out, and her Mum is... homophobic, and pressured her into splitting up with me. My ex girlfriend and I are best friends now and all is well, although I really, really hate her Mum for putting both of us through that.
I hope my current boyfriend doesn't split up with me though MSN/Text. ;___; It'd destroy me I swear.
My ex girlfriend split up with me over MSN and then went off to Liverpool (she sent and offline message so I got it the day after...), so I couldn't speak to her for two weeks.
It was horrible. I wanted to know why she had to split up with me, why. It literally came out of no-where, we'd never had an argument or anything, and we'd been together for over a year.
Turned out her Mum found out, and her Mum is... homophobic, and pressured her into splitting up with me. My ex girlfriend and I are best friends now and all is well, although I really, really hate her Mum for putting both of us through that.
I hope my current boyfriend doesn't split up with me though MSN/Text. ;___; It'd destroy me I swear.
My ex-wife did something similar to me, but she kept coming back and having sex with me, telling me she loved me and wanted to work it out, except the whole time she was sleeping with me, she was sleeping with another man too.Paksenarrion said:
Of course, she ruined the relationship by always demanding that everything in the relationship had to be by her standards. I had a good job that paid the bills, she wanted me to move with her to go somewhere that I couldn't get a job because she liked it more. So she left me at that point, but because I did love her, I tried to make it work even though she was childish and self-centered.
My ex-girlfriend did that to me on Myspace. I just called her a ***** and moved on. She never understood why I got so mad...Lilani said:
I really upset my ex gf when I was 15. She asked me why I dated her instead of this other girl. Being the naive kid I was back then, I girls wanted the truth, so my response was:
"I have trouble talking to that girl cuz she's really really smart whereas...", and she ran out the classroom.
We didn't talk after that. In fact her mum called me. So I guess that's a kinda bad way to get dumped, via parent. Not the worst, but I certainly didn't enjoy it.
"I have trouble talking to that girl cuz she's really really smart whereas...", and she ran out the classroom.
We didn't talk after that. In fact her mum called me. So I guess that's a kinda bad way to get dumped, via parent. Not the worst, but I certainly didn't enjoy it.
