Worst Weapon in Gaming

[Metalchair]

well obviously the search bar

 

[z121231211]

The Bow in Shadow of the Colosus. It was only need for like 2 colossi and did next to nothing damage.

 

[Cavmatrix]

not being armed in fallout 3. like leaning on a radoscorpians.

 

[bearloaf]

The stuffed bear from Dead Rising. In fact alot of weapons were pretty useless, doesnt mean to say it wasnt fun throwing hand fulls of jewels at the undead barstewards!

 

[ad5x5]

The semi-auto shotgun in COD4 multiplayer. Only 4 rounds between reloads?? what's the point?

-A

 

[Danny Ocean]

Portal Gun. I've tried, but I can't kill anything with it!

Then you're just not trying hard enough!

 

[Ezzay]

Chinese Pistol or 32. Pistol in Fallout 3

This.

No contest.


Also, this thread has been done 400000 times before, Search is your friend.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Chinese Pistol or 32. Pistol in Fallout 3

This.

No contest.


Also, this thread has been done 400000 times before, Search is your friend.

Thirded, and this is a necro'd search bar-stated thread

 

[ErGo]

The pistols in the Devil May Cry games. It takes like a hundred shots

How many times must I say this, THE PISTOLS IN DEVIL MAY CRY ARE FOR STRINGING COMBOS TOGETHER, sure they do about as much damage as peashooters, but they do a mighty good job if you know how to use them . (Oh and ... CHARGE SHOT!!!)

 

[hannarr]

Magikarp

/thread. for sure.

 

[The_Night_Walker]

Chinese Pistol or 32. Pistol in Fallout 3

This.

No contest.


Also, this thread has been done 400000 times before, Search is your friend.

i did start this in April - someone just commented on it 2 months later

 

[Gerazzi]

The Nemesis from Cave Story.
It shoots rubber duckies at the final upgrade. Duckies!

 

[TheTemby]

the plasma pistol from Halo its piss poor agenst any enemies but charge it up and it can disable ANY vehicle(exept the elephant) for about 6-9 seconds

I OBJECT!
your honor, the plasma pistol takes out the enemys shield when fully charged and when used right can be used with the battle rifle for an easy kill
....enough about this lawyer act

My decision is the wrench in Half Life Opposing Force
Trying to recreate the crowbar! shame on you valve! adding choice into the game was the only thing the wrench did, it made you think "do i go with the fast and strong knife or do i go with the slow wrench"

---->EDIT<----

oh oh oh AND the bio-rifle from the Unreal Tournament Series

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

The pistols in the Devil May Cry games. It takes like a hundred shots

To be fair, the emphasis is more around using your Devil Arms than it is using your guns, which are there only really to boost your style meter, I think.

However, yes, the guns in the DMC series are not very good in terms of killing enemies.

Also, my vote goes to the Patriot, in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, since it reduces your rating, and that sucks.

 

[Azraellod]

the tazer from goldeneye 007. it was just so pathetic. unless there is some amazing use for it i havent discovered, then it's just a really pathetic timewaster that fires once every 3 seconds and takes 5 shots to kill anyone.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Any weapon that does less damage than punching someone.

 

[reaper6661]

fable lost chapters stick! pure and simple

 

[Sir Ollie]

 

[headshotcatcher]

Anything found on an enemy in Farcry 2....

Totally agree. The constant jamming and shit...

I'll third that. Having a looted AK's barrel explode as one million and one poorly accented south africans attempt to machete my balls of to feed to the family wilderbeast (although unbenknownst to them, I already ran over said wild-beast in me car!)

Dont overstate that, you can fire at least two mags without it jamming or blowing up unless you have a sucky gun like the AR-15 (at least as far as I've noticed)

(Note: AR-15 is not a sucky gun but it jams a LOT)