Would naming my kid "Vault" be a detriment to him in life? Or a bonus giving him instant geek-cred?

[RagTagBand]

You know I vehemently oppose things like "Parenthood tests", I think they're intrusive, ethically questionable and would require immoral actions like forced sterilization to be effectively enforced.

But GODDAMN if there aren't people like OP who make me think twice.

First and foremost I really hope you never have kids OP

Secondly I hope any woman willing to spawn with you has the intelligence to shut you down (though considering the former i doubt she'll have the latter)

Thirdly your child will hate you for it, and with just cause.

I hope he hits 18 and changes his name, both the stupid "Vault" bit and his last name just so he's never associated with OP.

I-Dont-Want-To-Live-On-This-Planet-Anymore.

Wow, if you get this irate over a name, I wouldn't look into politics or religion if I were you. Also, avoid the news.

Man I would rather be irate than think that naming a kid after a secure room because "Daddy likes him some fallout" is a good idea.

I also extend the sentiments to yourself, beyond the fact I doubt you'd understand politics or religion, i'm fairly sure you'd end up wanting to have Ron Paul's face tattooed on your kids face or some equally stupid gesture.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

It seems like a pretty bad idea to be honest. Everyones already mentioned the unlimited potential for bullying this possesses already so heres another view. You'll be naming your kid after something YOU enjoy, your kid will have to run a shit storm of abuse just so you can snigger to your self every so often and reminisce over that one time you killed a super mutant.

I apologise if this come over as incredibly blunt but its an incredibly silly name! Why not name him/her after one of the characters (one with a real name) then you get the refrence but your kid doesn't have to carry that burden for the rest of his life, I mean seriously what if he's born with blonde hair and a huge head.
For example I like the Beatles so 'John' or 'Paul' would be a potential name if I had a kid however I would never call him 'Eleanor Rigby McLastname' or 'Strawberry Fields McLastname' and I most certainly wouldn't call him 'Yellow Submarine McLastname'.

To be frank, no its a terrible idea and I hope your wife slaps some sense into you for suggesting it.

Oh, look, someone else who hasn't read the thread. /facepalm

1. Kids make fun of anything. Names, faces, whims, that tree over there. Names get no special treatment, normal or abnormal.

2. I'm NOT DOING IT TO BE FUNNY. I like the NAME. The Fallout reference is a side bonus.

3. "Terrible" is your (rather mean) opinion, and is subjective.

4. My wife is on board with this.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

He won't thank you for it.

Not once.

Ever.

He may not even like video games when he grows up; you're doing this for you, not him.

So? if the kid is that butthurt about it it's possible to change ones name.

Imo, wait until skyrim comes along, incase you find something better from there...

Oh, and about geek cred, dogmeat would be better xD

Vault is an overall good choice tho, since when pronounced it's the same as the name Walt.

They aren't pronounced the same. And I'm pretty sure you can't change it until you're 18.

He won't thank you for it.

Not once.

Ever.

That's cool. I never thanked my parents for my totally normal name either. Wasn't really expecting it.

Let's frame it in a way you'll understand then: he'll think you're a dick head or a moron.

Its a bloody inanimate object. Change your own name if you think its that good of an idea.

I'll be his dad, so I'm pretty sure that'll start happening around puberty anyways. It's kind of a trope at this point to rebel against and "hate" your parents. Y'know, until you GROW THE FUCK UP.

It's not just an inanimate object. Jesus on a radroach, how many times am I going to have to play thesaurus to you guys?

Lastly, (for the third or fourth freaking time) I'd be glad to. Paypal me a hunskie and BAM!, I'm Vault. Or Batman. I haven't decided yet.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

You know I vehemently oppose things like "Parenthood tests", I think they're intrusive, ethically questionable and would require immoral actions like forced sterilization to be effectively enforced.

But GODDAMN if there aren't people like OP who make me think twice.

First and foremost I really hope you never have kids OP

Secondly I hope any woman willing to spawn with you has the intelligence to shut you down (though considering the former i doubt she'll have the latter)

Thirdly your child will hate you for it, and with just cause.

I hope he hits 18 and changes his name, both the stupid "Vault" bit and his last name just so he's never associated with OP.

I-Dont-Want-To-Live-On-This-Planet-Anymore.

Wow, if you get this irate over a name, I wouldn't look into politics or religion if I were you. Also, avoid the news.

Man I would rather be irate than think that naming a kid after a secure room because "Daddy likes him some fallout" is a good idea.

I also extend the sentiments to yourself, beyond the fact I doubt you'd understand politics or religion, i'm fairly sure you'd end up wanting to have Ron Paul's face tattooed on your kids face or some equally stupid gesture.

Oh, I know my limits. I'm far too silly for all that srs bzns.

Also, AGAIN (FUCK), it's NOT ONLY BECAUSE I ENJOY FALLOUT. I THINK THE NAME ITSELF IS COOL.

 

[MajoraPersona]

Pretty much everybody's name means something in another language, so there's no real reason why names like Vault and Apple shouldn't exist - your name simply represents your association with something.

As for the implications of naming your child Vault... Maybe it's just me, but it almost sounds more like a nickname for a girl. To be fair though, I once knew a guy whose dad called him Hooker because of hockey, so it's all about context.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Pretty much everybody's name means something in another language, so there's no real reason why names like Vault and Apple shouldn't exist - your name simply represents your association with something.

As for the implications of naming your child Vault... Maybe it's just me, but it almost sounds more like a nickname for a girl. To be fair though, I once knew a guy whose dad called him Hooker because of hockey, so it's all about context.

You are another island of calm reason in a sea of WTFFLAMERAGEFORNOGOODRAISIN.

And I thank you.

 

[Dreaming Dan]

Would naming my kid "Vault" be a detriment to him in life? Yes, if you actually read the advice that you asked people to give you the general concensus is Vault is a stupid name.. It is definently not Badass... You defend the idea that kids will bully or moke the poor unfortunate Vault by offering up the sagely advice taht these people are just haters.. well im sure that will be great comfort to a bullied 10 year old.

You already state that your going to do your best to steer them towards being a geek, you do realise that geeks don't get the easiest ride through school.


Or a bonus giving him instant geek-cred? NO. even on a game forum the people are telling you its a stupid idea.

If you are seriously thinking about kids and not just trolling(which im sure you are) you have some serious growing up to do. This isnt about you! its about setting your kid up with the best oppertunities and a name is one of the things they are going to use a lot...

 

[Daddy Go Bot]

OP, as others have mentioned, why don't you make Vault your own name? It's certainly a better idea than forcing your own stupidity onto your child.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Would naming my kid "Vault" be a detriment to him in life? Yes, if you actually read the advice that you asked people to give you the general concensus is Vault is a stupid name.. It is definently not Badass... You defend the idea that kids will bully or moke the poor unfortunate Vault by offering up the sagely advice taht these people are just haters.. well im sure that will be great comfort to a bullied 10 year old.

You already state that your going to do your best to steer them towards being a geek, you do realise that geeks don't get the easiest ride through school.


Or a bonus giving him instant geek-cred? NO. even on a game forum the people are telling you its a stupid idea.

If you are seriously thinking about kids and not just trolling(which im sure you are) you have some serious growing up to do. This isnt about you! its about setting your kid up with the best oppertunities and a name is one of the things they are going to use a lot...

I like how people cite the thread and it's comments without actually reading it.

I say that because had you actually read it, instead of coming in guns-a-blazing, you'd realize that there are several people who also found it cool, others who were indifferent, people who disliked it, but said so in a helpful way, and yes, many, many ignorant haters.

Guess which you are? I'll give you a hint, see where you wrote "stupid idea" instead of "questionable idea" or "risky idea" or "problem-creating idea".

 

[Woodsey]

He won't thank you for it.

Not once.

Ever.

He may not even like video games when he grows up; you're doing this for you, not him.

So? if the kid is that butthurt about it it's possible to change ones name.

Imo, wait until skyrim comes along, incase you find something better from there...

Oh, and about geek cred, dogmeat would be better xD

Vault is an overall good choice tho, since when pronounced it's the same as the name Walt.

They aren't pronounced the same. And I'm pretty sure you can't change it until you're 18.

He won't thank you for it.

Not once.

Ever.

That's cool. I never thanked my parents for my totally normal name either. Wasn't really expecting it.

Let's frame it in a way you'll understand then: he'll think you're a dick head or a moron.

Its a bloody inanimate object. Change your own name if you think its that good of an idea.

I'll be his dad, so I'm pretty sure that'll start happening around puberty anyways. It's kind of a trope at this point to rebel against and "hate" your parents. Y'know, until you GROW THE FUCK UP.

It's not just an inanimate object. Jesus on a radroach, how many times am I going to have to play thesaurus to you guys?

Lastly, (for the third or fourth freaking time) I'd be glad to. Paypal me a hunskie and BAM!, I'm Vault. Or Batman. I haven't decided yet.

Very true; but most people don't actively look for more ways in which their kids can think of them as twats, or for ways in which they'll have higher chances of being bullied.

And I think you'll find you want to be using a dictionary to find what type of word a word is (hint, since I've done it for you: its an inanimate object, that's all), not a thesaurus. Synonyms don't equate exactly to one another.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

OP, as others have mentioned, why don't you make Vault your own name? It's certainly a better idea than forcing your own stupidity onto your child.

I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS ANOTHER 12 TIMES.

READ, DAMMIT.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

He won't thank you for it.

Not once.

Ever.

He may not even like video games when he grows up; you're doing this for you, not him.

So? if the kid is that butthurt about it it's possible to change ones name.

Imo, wait until skyrim comes along, incase you find something better from there...

Oh, and about geek cred, dogmeat would be better xD

Vault is an overall good choice tho, since when pronounced it's the same as the name Walt.

They aren't pronounced the same. And I'm pretty sure you can't change it until you're 18.

He won't thank you for it.

Not once.

Ever.

That's cool. I never thanked my parents for my totally normal name either. Wasn't really expecting it.

Let's frame it in a way you'll understand then: he'll think you're a dick head or a moron.

Its a bloody inanimate object. Change your own name if you think its that good of an idea.

I'll be his dad, so I'm pretty sure that'll start happening around puberty anyways. It's kind of a trope at this point to rebel against and "hate" your parents. Y'know, until you GROW THE FUCK UP.

It's not just an inanimate object. Jesus on a radroach, how many times am I going to have to play thesaurus to you guys?

Lastly, (for the third or fourth freaking time) I'd be glad to. Paypal me a hunskie and BAM!, I'm Vault. Or Batman. I haven't decided yet.

Very true; but most people don't actively look for more ways in which their kids can think of them as twats.

And I think you'll find you want to be using a dictionary to find what type of word a word is (hint, since I've done it for you: its an inanimate object, that's all), not a thesaurus. Synonyms don't equate exactly to one another.

I'm pretty sure that wasn't what I set out to do, so, yeah.

My bad on thesaurus/dictionary. Feel like a big man now?

EDITOh but Vault does have other meanings. Not just a place. It's also a verb, meaning to leap over an obstacle.)

 

[LightspeedJack]

*Spittake* 18!? My boy, if your son doesn't have a car by 18, he will have more to worry about then his name.

What is this I don't even

 

[Daddy Go Bot]

OP, as others have mentioned, why don't you make Vault your own name? It's certainly a better idea than forcing your own stupidity onto your child.

I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS ANOTHER 12 TIMES.

READ, DAMMIT.

I doubt you have have answered why you won't take upon your own retarded name.

And lol, capslock. How cute.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

OP, as others have mentioned, why don't you make Vault your own name? It's certainly a better idea than forcing your own stupidity onto your child.

I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS ANOTHER 12 TIMES.

READ, DAMMIT.

I doubt you have have answered why you won't take upon your own retarded name.

And lol, capslock. How cute.

Look, someone that can't navigate the SAME PAGE THEY ASKED A STUPID QUESTION ON.

And thanks, I like it too. I wish I could add bows and rainbows.

 

[Eleima]

His name will be (firstname) Vault (lastname).

Now you can call your kid pretty much anything you please, but what I'm curious to know is what your significant other thinks about the name?

 

[King of the Sandbox]

His name will be (firstname) Vault (lastname).

Now you can call your kid pretty much anything you please, but what I'm curious to know is what your significant other thinks about the name?

Apparently, reading ISN'T fun-damental. Here I'll help; She's cool with it.

 

[Daddy Go Bot]

OP, as others have mentioned, why don't you make Vault your own name? It's certainly a better idea than forcing your own stupidity onto your child.

I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS ANOTHER 12 TIMES.

READ, DAMMIT.

I doubt you have have answered why you won't take upon your own retarded name.

And lol, capslock. How cute.

Look, someone that can't navigate the SAME PAGE THEY ASKED A STUPID QUESTION ON.

And thanks, I like it too. I wish I could add bows and rainbows.

You seem quite mad, bro. Seems like you're starting to realize what an awful name Vault is.

But you have yet to answer why you feel the need to force it onto your unborn child and not take it yourself.

 

[Dreaming Dan]

Would naming my kid "Vault" be a detriment to him in life? Yes, if you actually read the advice that you asked people to give you the general concensus is Vault is a stupid name.. It is definently not Badass... You defend the idea that kids will bully or moke the poor unfortunate Vault by offering up the sagely advice taht these people are just haters.. well im sure that will be great comfort to a bullied 10 year old.

You already state that your going to do your best to steer them towards being a geek, you do realise that geeks don't get the easiest ride through school.


Or a bonus giving him instant geek-cred? NO. even on a game forum the people are telling you its a stupid idea.

If you are seriously thinking about kids and not just trolling(which im sure you are) you have some serious growing up to do. This isnt about you! its about setting your kid up with the best oppertunities and a name is one of the things they are going to use a lot...

I like how people cite the thread and it's comments without actually reading it.

I say that because had you actually read it, instead of coming in guns-a-blazing, you'd realize that there are several people who also found it cool, others who were indifferent, people who disliked it, but said so in a helpful way, and yes, many, many ignorant haters.

Guess which you are? I'll give you a hint, see where you wrote "stupid idea" instead of "questionable idea" or "risky idea" or "problem-creating idea".

Ive wasted far too much of my time reading this thread and a few people have said its badass usually had names such as falloutfanboy1010.. or because they are taking the piss out of you..

You dont seem to be taking the main point of people who have offered you advice. Its a stupid name! Instead you are just argumentative and rude. You have latched onto any praise that people have offered you like a dog with a bone.

Call your spawn whatever you want matey. I will personally be the first one to offer consolation to Paul Vault McIdiot because he had not choice in the matter...

Its a shame some people are incapable of taking advice.

don't bother replying as I won't be cheking this thread again.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

OP, as others have mentioned, why don't you make Vault your own name? It's certainly a better idea than forcing your own stupidity onto your child.

I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS ANOTHER 12 TIMES.

READ, DAMMIT.

I doubt you have have answered why you won't take upon your own retarded name.

And lol, capslock. How cute.

Look, someone that can't navigate the SAME PAGE THEY ASKED A STUPID QUESTION ON.

And thanks, I like it too. I wish I could add bows and rainbows.

You seem quite mad, bro. Seems like you're starting to realize what an awful name Vault is.

But you have yet to answer why you feel the need to force it onto your unborn child and now take it yourself.

lol, yeah, I mad. Mad at whatever educational system you grew up in.

I answered your inquiry on the very same page you asked it, sir. If you lack the skills and ability to read it, I cannot help you.