Would you believe a zombie if you saw one?

[GreyFox389]

If anyone tries to touch me on the street, they're going to get hurt one way or another.

If they get up and are still in zombie character, yeah then I'd put it all together.

 

[Daffy F]

What if he/she was merely a drunk, and did not notice the knife?

I'd just think it was a drunk and avoid it.

Spoiler: Or you could just claim that all the non-zombies who died by your hand were just...

OT: I'd probably be dead before I managed to determine if someone really is a zombie or not.

Yeah "Are you a Zombie?" *BITES*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

That's quite different than randomly seeing someone on the street who may or may not be a zombie.

Fine, let me be more specific

Person coming home from Halloween Office Party?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I'd notice quite quickly, there are no homeless people around here. Then I'd:

Barricade my home.
Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
Await for official instructions.

 

[SsilverR]

first of all .. zombies do kinda exist .. those poor bastards that got witch doctored with puffa fish venom and are used as slaves

secondly .... if you wanna see zombie then walk in on most people early in the morning

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

It would go exactly like this

 

[dmase]

Shoot first check for decaying flesh later, better their head explodes then mine gets eaten.

Seriously tho if a real zombie came towards me I'd think it was a person in good make-up, punch them when they got close... then get my brain munched. I'm too much of a realist to believe that shit could be real.

 

[Jensu]

Probably not, unless there had been something about a zombie outbreak on the news. Would still keep quite a large distance from someone like that though

 

[ThatsBitch3n]

I think I did this last Halloween I punched what may have been a zombie, or may have been a goth, the important point here is I was pissed, it was dark and I saved humanity either way.

Someone get this man a medal!
If i saw a zombie, i would probably not recognize it till it was right in front of me.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I'd notice quite quickly, there are no homeless people around here. Then I'd:

Barricade my home.
Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
Await for official instructions.

Kill all sons of bitches, that's my 'fficial instructions.

Then we all run outside and shoot people. All in a days work.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

What if he/she was merely a drunk, and did not notice the knife?

That is my excuse for all of my murders.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Me - "Hey Bob"
Bob - "Hmm..."
Me - "That guy 'cross the street looks like a zombie."
Bob - "Nah. Its just that homeless guy that waves to morning traffic."
Me - "I dunno."
Bob - "Here, I'll go give him my sandwich. You'll see."
Bob walks across the street and gets munched.
Me - "..."
Runs home

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Well it all depends.

there is this thing called the Zombiefest (i think thats what its called) and its jsut a bunch of people (like 100,000 people) walking around looking and acting like zombies.

We all know that their human.

But if i saw a zombie on the side of the street and it attcked someone els then i'd enact my zombie plan. Which is to immediatly grab a few guns, my girlfriend, and a bunch of my friends, and go to alaska.

We'll be safe there.