Would you believe a zombie if you saw one?

[GODoftheRIGOVERSE]

Well i would wait for the zombie to bite someone then kill both the zombie and his victim (soon to be zombie) if more zombies showed up i'll call the cops on them after greasing my house steps and leaving rakes out and getting my camera so i can laugh at the zombies again when i watch the tape later

see if their not slipping on the grease and cracking their head on my concrete walkway the rakes could slipt their skulls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfjpD1a88C0

 

[GODoftheRIGOVERSE]

You Deadpool meets his zombieself from MARVEL ZOMBIES in Deadpool: Merc with the Mouth

 

[De Ronneman]

Seeing is believing as they say...

Guess I would totally ask him for an authograph, if he would look at me funny, I'dd say he's a zombie.

Or just somebody who isn't famous, darn zombie detecting is hard...

I'dd let him(or her, god, I hope it's a her) bite me, then I'dd know for sure...

BTW, are we talking real TV zombie?

Because then you could just stroll away, since it's kind of canon that all zombies limp and stumble...

 

[geldonyetich]

Truth is stranger than fiction.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

I would. Because I know nobody where I live would be a sad enough loser to dress up as a zombie.

 

[Broady Brio]

I'd run... Alot.

 

[Ryuk2]

Well, yeah, i would believe. Zombies are pretty believable.
I wouldn't say ''Oh, that's a zombie'', but i wouldn't say ''hey, are you alright? Do you need help? WHat's wrong wit-....oh my BRAINS! DON'T EAT M...''

 

[Beardon65]

Shove him/her 1.) everyone knows that when a zombie is knocked down, they can't get up, they crawl. 2.) If it was a human he/she would get up and yell "What the hell!" then I will a.) Pretend to be a zombie and scare him/her. or b.) fake Torret (did I spell that right?) syndrome and apologise... then push him/her down again and run.

 

[Nouw]

I would try and confirm it by pushing someone towards it. If the zombie reacts and bites, I would call 111. ( Country you see )

 

[Erana]

Well, yeah, i would believe. Zombies are pretty believable.
I wouldn't say ''Oh, that's a zombie'', but i wouldn't say ''hey, are you alright? Do you need help? WHat's wrong wit-....oh my BRAINS! DON'T EAT M...''

Prolly the same thing would happen to me, I must say...
Of course, if I did have some irrational "they might be a zombie" thing, then I'd tie my shoelaces together in the event they zombified me- make it easier on the other people.

 

[snow]

Here is the zombie test that I have created in order to verify zombie status:

I carry a folding knife with me wherever I go. If I saw a "zombie" I would walk in front of it (just out of it's reach), and pull my knife out threateningly. If the zombie was to jump back and go "holy shit, what the fuck man?!" then it is not a zombie. If the zombie proceeded toward me, then it is a zombie, and I stab it in the face before racing home to barricade my house, get my guns, and put all my my supplies in my car.

Sucks to be you if you happen to walk up one of the new age fast zombies..

Pretty much, I'm sure I'd just stay away from anyone who is recently missing body parts and walking around like nothing happened, or covered in blood.

Depends on a lot of things though..

If the outbreak starts near me and is fresh enough to be unheard of... I might not realize it was a zombie right away.

If it starts elsewhere, the chances are that I'd hear about it are great so I would know what the zombies would look like and what not and what have you. No zombie apocalypse is that fast that there are no news coverage of it.. So I'm sure I'll hear about it through word of mouth.

I tend to be a little cautious of people whom I don't know coming within my comfort zone of... The same block... So I'm sure I'd avoid a potential zombie without realizing what it was..

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

information is the key. i would observe its actions to see wheter it was a zombie or just a random drunk, before putting my zombie plans into action

 

[Plurralbles]

alright... if someone is stumbling around in a dark alley, I'll get away from them, zombie or no. It'd probably turn out like it did when Columbus first ran into his first zombie in his house. Surprise would insue, but i thik I would get away and live long enough to figure out what has happened.

 

[Animated Rope]

I wouldn't believe it. I'd just conclude that I cannot explain it and do the good ol' "not my problem".

 

[Jonatron]

Whack it. If it goes "Ow" then it's a person and if it doesn't then whack it until it stops. Assuming you have no weapons on you.

 

[gbemery]

Thirdly, if it has its palms facing the air instead of the ground, it's not a zomibe

It's a homeless man wanting change.

whats the difference?

 

[Pegghead]

I'd ask them if they were dressing up in a serious tonne of voice. If they didn't respond within the next ten seconds I'd get the cricket bat.

 

[LewsTherin]

If someone is visibly rotting/has a rancid aroma, I'd be sure to move away from them, zombie or not.

 

[TheStickman]

Run home, grab a gun, run back, (they couldn't have gone far) and sneak up, from there there are two paths.

If zombie: Shoot his brains out. Short and simple.

If human: Greet him and compliment him on how convincing his zombie costume and walk are, then go on with my day.