Would you Kindly?

[Netface]

it hurts

 

[Joshroom]

Sully "God damn it I'm sweating like a hooker in church"
Nathan Drake "You brought a hooker to church?"
Sully "Why not?"

Uncharted

 

[g_hughes]

'Four wheels is better than...zero... How's you?'
and
'Here's where the cars live; get you one!'
Scooter, Borderlands

 

[zombiejoe]

Note: I screamed like a school girl when I saw the title.


"When in doubt, take the stick out" Tak and the Power of JuJu


Don't judge me

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Guard 1- Eliminate the errand boy.
You- "Errand boy"..?
Guard 2- In your shoes? I'd react to eliminate. But that's just me.

From the under-rated Legendary.


Also...

I don't have your "stone"! And FUCK YOU anyway!

ROFL Oh Alone in the Dark...what a miserable game that was.

 

[RheynbowDash]

WHAT IS A MAN!??! *throws glass* A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!

 

[6unn3r]

Battle Cry: FOR THE EMPEROR!

Any Dawn of War game.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

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Also, "They can eat shit and die for all I care"

I like Gears

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Sam: [dropping an egg into the corn dog batch] "One recipe to rule them all, and one egg for binding."
Max Spore: [flies by] Neeeeeeeerrrrrrrrdddddd!#

actually every 2nd phrase spoken in the sam&max series

 

[zaiggs]

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and... * Shine.~
Not that I'm implying that you are sleeping on the job.~

The right man in the wrong place, can set all the difference... in the world."
-G-man, Half Life 2-

Loved this quote from the beginning of the game. It was both creepy and prophetic. Definitely one of my favorite! ^~^

 

[Cazza]

What Cat!?

 

[BlindChance]

Oh, geeze. How could I forget Schafer!

"You can't. THAT is the purpose of the goggles!"

"And in honor of you, we shall name this army Ironheade! With an e on the end, so people will know we're serious."

"I'm Guybrush Threepwood and I want to be a pirate!"

"You know what'd look good on your nose? The bar."

"Bound only by the paper-thin wrappings of mortality, a soul here lies, struggling to be free. And so it shall, thanks to a bowl of bad gazpacho, and a man named...Calavera."

 

[Firetaffer]

"Heh! It's a throne room. How pretentious can you get?"

"I guess if you're rich enough you can build any sort of madhouse to live in."

"I prefer my payment in CASH...not liquor, Mister...ahh..."

"It's a rock. It's what you asked for. Am I gonna get paid or not?"

"The most promising acolyte left us, not out of the lesser folly of sentiment, but the greater folly of anger. His heart was clouded, and his balance was lost, but his abilities were unmatched. Even then, we knew to watch him most carefully."

"The knowledge of those who came before could neither be disseminated or destroyed. Its power would be a dangerous tool in the wrong hands, but would also insure against future cataclysm. At that time we chose to maintain it with writings preserved in extant locations."

"Iron trees? Not in my part of town."

Victoria: "Our guest Cavador just spilled his guts."
Garrett: "Not literally?"
Victoria: "That wasn't necessary.

"Well, taffer. Now that you're dead...can I have those boots?"

"You son of a dog!"

"OK, run! If I were you, I would run, too."

"Gone? Well I'd run too if I saw someone like me looking for... er, me..."

All of these quotes come from the Thief trilogy.

Haha I love thief! You can tell from my username .

 

[Top35]

Let's see if anyone can get this one. "Yes omnipresent authority figure?"

Baldur's Gate I think. Don't recall if it was 1 or 2.

It was the first one.

 

[EHKOS]

Ummm how about all the quotes you get to say as a Malkavian. They are the best....evar.

 

[Daverson]

No Gorgutz? Someone needs to remedy this!

"I need to issue da speshul call to get me boyz 'ere... OI BOYZ! WHERE YOU AT!?"

"Oh yeah, that git Crull, I need hiz heard fer me pointy stick... and you know who I'm gonna get 'im to come after me?"
"Ya gonna call 'im a grot?"
"We'll call dat 'Plan: Stupid', I named it after ya! No... da way I'm gonna get Crull crazy mad is ta attack hiz Titan, Den he'll come for me... Hey! Why'z you grinnin'?"
"Bekause you named a plan after me!"

"Dat'z right! I'z the biggest, baddest warboss on da whole planet... I wunda were da nearest udda planet iz..."

"Use da'xplosives"
"Da wot?"
"Da bomb ya git!"

"Boss! It'z a bunch of dose monolith tings!"
"Those Necrons live in dem tings you git! Wreck 'em!"

"Ha! Ya didn't think ya could stop Gorgutz, did ya? Ya metal gits!"

"Took ya long enuff ta get ta me, din' it?"
"Chaos moves at it's own pace, alien, not yours."
"How 'bout dyin'? Ya do dat any fasta? I got'z ta plan da rest of me day..."

"What ya doin' in me head? Get outta dere!"

 

[Amphoteric]

SOMEONES BEEN MURDERED!!

 

[ChocoFace]

Joker: [after giving EDI control of the ship] Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.
EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
*both are as if frozen for a second*
EDI: That is a joke.
Joker: Right.

Mass Effect 2 never stops being amazing.

 

[TheColdHeart]

Cole Train's rant was pretty memorable when I think of gaming lines


Guards on Metal Gear Solid
"Hey...it's a box?"

And the Helix from C&C Generals
"I'm going to ruin somebody's daaaay!"