"Wow, I'm kind of a dick" moments

[Kris015]

Never, really. Sure I sometimes get thoughts like that too, but I never say them out loud.

 

[artanis_neravar]

Never, really. Sure I sometimes get thoughts like that too, but I never say them out loud.

That's my biggest problem sometimes that filter between what I think and what i say doesn't work

 

[Womplord]

Every day.
And then I realise I don't care.

 

[drisky]

Someone on Facebook just posted "Why do men suck ugh" I was going to ask whats wrong but then I remembered that she was one of the girls to used to berate me in middle school for being unattractive. I'm not sure if I'm being petty or just don't want to respond because we don't talk in real life, but I have a real "fuck that *****, how does she get to be sexist after the way she treated me!" It makes me feel like a dick, but this just happened so I'm still to angry to think about it.

Write "Men don't suck you are just an unlovable *****"

*not intended to be a factual statement*

I'm highly surprising the urge to start posting passive aggressive messages on her wall right now. I think I'll get through it, but right now I have a rekindled anger over something that happened almost a decade ago. Its not right to hold someone to something they did when they were 14 though.

 

[NeoShinGundam]

When playing Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, I discovered that the fastest way to being "Dark Lord of the Sith" was to be the biggest dick I could be to EVERY character I met. I hate to admit it, but it was a LOT more fun than my Light Side run.

 

[Austin Howe]

Basically when I was in my first relationship I learned to assert myself. After the break-up I took it waaaaaaaay too far.

 

[artanis_neravar]

Someone on Facebook just posted "Why do men suck ugh" I was going to ask whats wrong but then I remembered that she was one of the girls to used to berate me in middle school for being unattractive. I'm not sure if I'm being petty or just don't want to respond because we don't talk in real life, but I have a real "fuck that *****, how does she get to be sexist after the way she treated me!" It makes me feel like a dick, but this just happened so I'm still to angry to think about it.

Write "Men don't suck you are just an unlovable *****"


*not intended to be a factual statement*

I'm highly surprising the urge to start posting passive aggressive messages on her wall right now. I think I'll get through it, but right now I have a rekindled anger over something that happened almost a decade ago. Its not right to hold someone to something they did when they were 14 though.

Probably better that way, otherwise you might get in deep shit for cyber bullying

 

[Double A]

Yeah, whenever I play with my Sliver deck.

 

[Vault101]

wow alot of people here label themelfs as dicks...

that coulnt have anything to do with yahtzee could it? like now its cool to be a dick and/or cynical?

anyway in my case the whole relationship thing...I realise that I dont feel sympathy just disdain (when the poor guy is crying his eyes out)

 

[imperialwar]

Someone on Facebook just posted "Why do men suck ugh" I was going to ask whats wrong but then I remembered that she was one of the girls to used to berate me in middle school for being unattractive. I'm not sure if I'm being petty or just don't want to respond because we don't talk in real life, but I have a real "fuck that *****, how does she get to be sexist after the way she treated me!" It makes me feel like a dick, but this just happened so I'm still to angry to think about it.

me on the other hand couldnt resist the temptation to say something like " then maybe you should lower your standards you superficial *****." or something along those lines

 

[Aethren]

A couple of times, I've had to comfort a friend, and all I can think is that I'd really rather be doing something else, and resent them a little bit for the inconvenience. Then I feel horrible and spend more time with them out of guilt.

I've also dated a few people out of guilt, or because I thought that I somehow owed it to them for apparently leading them on. Then I inevitably end up finding some ridiculous reason to break up with them, and feel really shitty for doing it.

WHY CAN'T I LEARN.

You've been leading me on for months now, you owe me a date. ^_^

 

[Valkaris]

I was running heroic Botanica back during the BC expansion of WoW. My rogue was being beaten in dps by the other rogue, so when she went to sap a mob, I used my distract to make them look in her direction. She was seen and swiftly died. It was funny at the time.

Hahaha thats amazing. I have done similar things for overdpsing.

 

[artanis_neravar]

I was running heroic Botanica back during the BC expansion of WoW. My rogue was being beaten in dps by the other rogue, so when she went to sap a mob, I used my distract to make them look in her direction. She was seen and swiftly died. It was funny at the time.

Hahaha thats amazing. I have done similar things for overdpsing.

I've managed to convince the entire DPS and the healer to not support a tank who was being a douche. Also refused to rez in a dungeon cause a tank was being a dick and kicked our healer because they were constantly OOM in battles when in reality the tank never stoped to check if anyone was ready and never read when the healer said OOM after battles

 

[guru7892]

I have learned to embrace my dickish-ness and wave it around as I spew my sarcastic comments in peoples' faces.

It really depends on what kinda dick your talking about. Some dicks make you feel bad and you don't want those dicks getting in your head. I try to be the dick you want in your head because you will enjoy every minute of it.

Besides chicks like dicks more than pussies. Chicks only use pussies if they need something and when their done they couldn't care less about them. chicks only use pussies if they are board or want to eat-out. Furthermore, chicks don't like to get a ride from a pussy, they think its creepy if a pussy asks to give them a ride and will only take that ride if they are desperate. When a dick offers a chick a ride, they are all over it.

basically dicks are better than pussies, so don't be a pussy.

P.S. innuendo for your pleasure.

 

[Kalado]

I like to make sarcastic comments and people than tell me I'm an asshole or something but always laughing a bit, so I would say I'm a nice dick (ha...)

But I can really recall a situation where I thought "whats wrong with you, thats some asshole behavior right there", I always thought of me as pragmatic,rational etc but than after a break up I started to talk some shit (but no lies) about her to friends we both have in common.

 

[Averant]

I just got my first "one of those kids" today. I just smirked and shrugged. Unfortunately for my dick side, I actually like my friends, so I can't really be blatant about me not giving a flying fuck on some matters.

It's kind of annoying.

 

[TH3_D15HWA5H3R]

my life is just one giant dick (thats what she said) moment

 

[The Chemist]

everyday roughly 90% of the time and i don't give a...well you know. only place i'm not a dick is on the internet, nothing worse then being an internet hard ass. i prefer to be confrontational or a dick in person (i've been told this also makes me crazy, i don't see it)

P.S. could someone please explain what the title below your username stands for? like mine says Paper Boy. (this is probably the wrong thread to ask questions, so if you feel the need to belittle me, then go ahead. i could always use a good laugh)

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Everytime I beat my 8 year old nephew at pokemon... I try to let him win I really do. But his pokemans suck :<

I'm a bad person.