"Wow, I'm kind of a dick" moments

[Random Argument Man]

I'm a dick, but you'll rarely hear me say anything dickish.



I still grade women on their looks. Every girl ,that used to be cute or goes out with another douchebag, are called loss of potential.

 

[Susan Arendt]

It's really depressing how many people in this thread seem positively proud of the fact that they're awful people.

 

[tahrey]

Yeah, quite a lot. Since this affliction came on I've gradually managed to construct a mask of being a nice, well adjusted, fully functioning adult.

People will be in a bucketload of trouble should it crack and fall off and I revert to being a thirteen year old shithead.

I blame the internet, basically. That and 3D videogames
Which, yes, is rather troubling given where I am.
But the incidence of PSXes and modems in homes of preteens seems to have coincided quite well with them turning into thorough bastards. And I believe it probably happened to myself, just at a later age.

 

[tahrey]

Well, you could always do what I did with the pedo I found on Omegle last night while pretending to be a 9 year old girl. Post it on /b/ (if you're wondering, they found his facebook (which he's deleted), his mother's business and it's facebook). On topic, I'd say the thing I just mentioned, but then again, the fact he was trying to pick up a 9 year old disqualifies it.

*shrug* if he's giving away enough personally identifiable information (either written, or visible on-camera) on an anonymous chat site that people can find him like that, whilst trying to hit on an elementary school student, it's fair game. Doesn't seem all that dickish to me. What if he actually had connected to a genuine little girl instead of yourself?

 

[Flamehero1]

Broke up with my girlfriend. 8 hours later was getting off with a new girl. Didn't even feel bad. And i'm one of the supposed "nice guys"!

 

[MetalGenocide]

More often a troll, than a dick.

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

I'm a dick and i know it but I try to be subtle about it. The other day my friend actually called me a "sarcastic dick." I wish I remember what I said.

 

[Woodsey]

Someone on Facebook just posted "Why do men suck ugh" I was going to ask whats wrong but then I remembered that she was one of the girls to used to berate me in middle school for being unattractive. I'm not sure if I'm being petty or just don't want to respond because we don't talk in real life, but I have a real "fuck that *****, how does she get to be sexist after the way she treated me!" It makes me feel like a dick, but this just happened so I'm still to angry to think about it.

You don't talk in real life, how could you possibly even care enough to be angry?

And I don't know what ages middle school is in the States, but if you're 23 and it is the same as here (ages 8-12), then that's quite the grudge.

OT: I laughed the other day when a girl in my English class said her rabbit died that morning. In my defence, this other girl was already looking at me like "I BET YOU'LL LAUGH", so I was more laughing at that.

Don't really regret it though - the easiest thing to do with regrets is to have whatever on you consider to be your biggest, and fuck the rest of them.

 

[Wolfram23]

It happens. Usually because I say something a bit jaded, often in jest, and then I realise just how bad it probably sounded.

 

[Naheal]

Be always aware of your dickitude. Or is it oblivious? I can never remember...

 

[Fawcks]

At the local Walmart, they're raising money for a children's hospital for kids with horrible diseases. Several of the cash registers are adorned with little profiles of a kid who had a medical condition and was treated for it. They were all very happy, picturesque, even, little boys and girls who look extremely normal. Underneath it details their illness, how it never brought them down, their hobbies, how they live an active lifestyle, etc.

I found myself wanting to see a picture of a less picturesque, mayhaps even disfigured child, imagining the description beneath, saying things like, "Beneath this grotesque appearance, beats the heart of a joyous, vibrant young girl"... I laughed. Then I realized I'm something of a dick.

Then I found a picture profile of a little girl with a facial tumor.

Well, Hell.

 

[Nupu]

No... I'm more of an black humour type of person, and more than usually my friends tell me that im slightly mad or scary.

 

[Agayek]

Well how about just now where I was planning to write a reply mentioning that you spelled "realize" wrong without adding anything to the conversation?

That's not really "dickish" though. It's not terribly useful to anyone, but it's not being a dick.

On topic, I have moments like that, but honestly it's fairly rare. Most of the time it'll be me letting my mouth run without thinking about it and I'll say something I shouldn't have. Though I can be vindictive when provoked.

 

[NightlyNews]

Well how about just now where I was planning to write a reply mentioning that you spelled "realize" wrong without adding anything to the conversation?

Do you realize that you have the most beautiful face.

Hows that for not adding anything!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Dragon Age: Origins.
Before you go looking for the Urn of Sacred Ashes you have the option of either going into the Fade or, killing a possessed boy. I kill the boy more often than not but the video attached always makes me feel somewhat dickish.

 

[SamuelT]

Not...really?

I'm not really dickish.

 

[Matrixbeast]

Practically every time I speak...

 

[DanielBrown]

When I dumped an old girlfriend through text message. That itself is pretty cowardly and evil, but I got a reply where she said she loved me and wanted to talk to me, yet I ignored her. Girls claiming they loved me wasn't that unusual back then and it's not until recently I've realised how dickish I was when I was young.