"Wow, I'm kind of a dick" moments

[FuzzyRaccoon]

I'm always a dick, it's a running joke among my friends.
I'm trying to work on it, I don't have friends who do terrible shit that puts my dickishness to shame anymore, so I sort of stand out now.

Oh, I thought of one. I have the habit of comparing parents children to dogs while I talk to them. I also call people out on their bad cooking.

I once forced a friend to wash his hands before touching my Xbox controller because his hands were filthy, and subsequently made him feel like crap for it. I've done this a lot actually.

One time someone tried to use my laptop without asking me, so I walked over and slammed it shut and told them emphatically that they were never allowed to touch it again because they were dumb, and would probably make it explode somehow.

There are lots more, I can't remember right now though.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Alot, usually about 1/5 of the week is a relization of this.

 

[Canid117]

The day I realized I had been making yo momma jokes to a guy, whose mom was dead, all through 8th grade.

Back when I played Wow I called a kids mom a whore. Cue him and his father (both were on vent with me at the time) telling me that his mother actually was an escort. I have never been so conflicted with the feeling of being a huge dick and the desire to laugh my ass off as that day.

 

[Melon Hunter]

Most dick moments for me are accidental. Last week I was talking to a friend at a party and pointed out a couple who were getting close and wondering out loud how long it would take for them to hook up with each other. Later that evening, I found out that she liked the guy in that couple, and had been rejected by him not too long ago. Although when I apologised to her the next day, she couldn't remember that conversation, so guilt absolved, I suppose?

 

[Byere]

Every day and all the time I'm at work... I do hate customers, but sometimes I'm a little too nasty without reason. It's at those points I think to myself (once I've calmed down or in hindsight) "Wow, that was a real dick thing to do.)

 

[XHolySmokesX]

Whenever i have one of those moments where, i lose consentration for just long enough that i remember something about myself i don't like.

I descide the best option is to combat that by making the next act i do show everyone around me, that the think i don't like about me, isn't true.

For example:

The other day i was in the staffroom at work with some of my mates and we were having a chat about something. it was a three way convo and the other two kinda just went off on one having a personal chat.

So anyway to cut a long story short... I said "Oi," quite loudly so they would remember i was still there, and to fill me in on what they were talking about.

It worked, after about a second of stunned silence, but i felt kinda like a dick for bascially smashing into their conversation lol.

 

[Roofstone]

Not really being a dick, it was accidental. I have trouble talking my native language, being more comfortable with english. Which often leads to a few misscommunications along my daily life.

I wont go into great detail, but my norwegian(My native language) is so bad. I accidentaly broke up with my girlfriend, over phone.. When I was, infact, talking about another person. I didnt realise this untill two days later, when my girlfriend came home to me, at 23 in the evening, and asked what she had done wrong to me.. : /

Luckily it all ended good, but I still felt like a bad person, I think those two days were horrible for her..

It's really depressing how many people in this thread seem positively proud of the fact that they're awful people.

Agreed, I do my best not to be a bad person..

 

[Susan Arendt]

Sometimes I'll see something someone is wearing think (say) "OMG, those boots are *so* hideous? What was she thinking? they look like she stole them off a serpent guard' and then I'll stop myself and think 'Damn, girl, you a *****!' because really, that's not a very nice attitude to have.

I mean, I reserve the right to not like something, but (even if it's in my own head) there's no need to make a cheap snarky remark about it. =(

I don't really think that's such a horrible thing. If you can't be your free self inside your own head, where can you? So long as you don't say such things out loud, I think you can give yourself a pass.

 

[drisky]

Someone on Facebook just posted "Why do men suck ugh" I was going to ask whats wrong but then I remembered that she was one of the girls to used to berate me in middle school for being unattractive. I'm not sure if I'm being petty or just don't want to respond because we don't talk in real life, but I have a real "fuck that *****, how does she get to be sexist after the way she treated me!" It makes me feel like a dick, but this just happened so I'm still to angry to think about it.

You don't talk in real life, how could you possibly even care enough to be angry?

And I don't know what ages middle school is in the States, but if you're 23 and it is the same as here (ages 8-12), then that's quite the grudge.

OT: I laughed the other day when a girl in my English class said her rabbit died that morning. In my defence, this other girl was already looking at me like "I BET YOU'LL LAUGH", so I was more laughing at that.

Don't really regret it though - the easiest thing to do with regrets is to have whatever on you consider to be your biggest, and fuck the rest of them.

I shouldn't have been angry, thats what I found so dickish about it. I'm over it now though so no trouble.

 

[LightningBanks]

I generally get lost in the moment and end up blurting out one too many jokes or wise cracks.I then end up thinking about it the rest of the day.

After I realise I may have gone too far, I go really quiet.

 

[Stormz]

See, my problem is that I CAN'T be a dick. Even when the person really deserves it. I need to work on that.

 

[thegreatkingofsouthafrica]

When I open my mouth so compliment someone... always turns out bad.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Everytime I see a fat person. Not happy about it, buts its just too easy.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

Every time a girl asks me if her pants/shoes/top/purse/earrings make her look fat, I reply "No, your excess blubber makes you look fat."

 

[emeraldrafael]

Usually on a bad day, or if I'mjust not in the mood to talk to someone. I can think of an example for each.

On a bad day:

It was raining (which normally doesnt bother me), I was sick, hadnt had any sleep in the past three days, and today was the day I had a really big project due that I was going to do bad on cause someone stole my project I spent weeks on, so I had to makea new one in one night (the guy put his name and the subject on the paper before it go to me, and he prettty much sat near me the entire three weeks and copied what I was doing for my project, which he ended up half assing). A girl who I'm on realitvely good tersm (wouldnt say friends, maybe acquaintances) rode up and asked if I wanted a ride to school. And of course it was just at the worst moment cause I was at the point where I'm shouting obscenities in my mind, so I shouted at her No, I would not like a ride thank you very much. why dont you drive in your nice dry warm car and on the way hopefully lose control and crash, impaling your self on a tree.

And Ifelt really bad cause she ended up crashing that day (though she only broke her leg), so I immediately went to see her and begged her forgiveness and explained. She said she frogave me, but I still hate myself for it.


Not in the mood to talk to someone:

The girl had the rumour that she was a whore. she was a *****, so I felt kinda justified but she walked up and said to me after my first gf died that she'd give me a handie if I stopped moping (three days after she died. thanks, I didnt realize that two days was the limit, i'll keep that in mind. Oh, jim, you're mom died three days ago? suck it up *****, two days is the limit) about it (she didnt care much for me, but meh). So I turned on her and told her if she wanted to make me happy she could get down on her fat ass and blow me, and if she didnt feel like it, I'd dig up her mom and grand mom and double team the two, cause together they had more personality dead then you do alive.

yeah, that was a rather interesting trip to the principal's office.


Oh yeah, when I go off, its just a switch gets flipped where I go from nice and calm to completely horrible break you down and cry.