Wow, this stuff really wor-OH MY GOD!

[Xyphon]

Anyone ever pick up a questionable hygiene product, put it on, think to yourself that it was worth the cash and all of a sudden it burns like a mofo?

I went to the Dollar Tree earlier and bought two cans of PowerStick Hurricane sceneted Deodorant Body spray. I came home and sprayed it on. It smelled good and I was feeling happy until it started to burn the fuck out of my underarm. I was running around in a small circle screaming in a high pitched voice. The pain was was equal to the fire in the lowest depth of hell itself.

What really pissed me off was the instructions. After I put it on, I read them. They said "Shake well, hold can 6" from underarm spray and prepare to sizzle."

Note that last word. Sizzle my ass, that was a fucking FIRE under my arm.

 

[Cargando]

Thanks, I got a good chuckle out of that.

 

[Proteus214]

The very first time I shaved off my beard a friend of mine gave me this "cleansing astringent" to use after shaving. I just dabbed a little on a cotton ball andOH FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

For some reason I wonder how good of a home improvised flame thrower it would make if you got your hands on a lighter.

 

[LornMind]

After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?

 

[Skreeee]

I tried a facial moisturizer once than claimed to have a soothing tingle. Bullshit, shit burned so bad my cheeks were raw in the thirty seconds it took me to wash it back off.

 

[penguin92]

Anyone ever pick up a questionable hygiene product, put it on, think to yourself that it was worth the cash and all of a sudden it burns like a mofo?

I went to the Dollar Tree earlier and bought two cans of PowerStick Hurricane sceneted Deodorant Body spray. I came home and sprayed it on. It smelled good and I was feeling happy until it started to burn the fuck out of my underarm. I was running around in a small circle screaming in a high pitched voice. The pain was was equal to the fire in the lowest depth of hell itself.

What really pissed me off was the instructions. After I put it on, I read them. They said "Shake well, hold can 6" from underarm spray and prepare to sizzle."

Note that last word. Sizzle my ass, that was a fucking FIRE under my arm.

U maek me smile

 

[Xyphon]

After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?

Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I used one deoderant once, and when I used it I itched like mad for ages. I had to take a shower to get rid of it.

Turned out I was allergic to it.

 

[Erana]

I'm allergic to most bubble baths...

I love bubble baths... ;-;

 

[Dentedgod]

I haven't personally had that happen to me but I was dating this redhead who had skin so white that it was almost translucent. One time I got her some expensive skin cream as a gift.One day she put it on after a shower (all over her body, literally everywhere but her back) and about 2-5 minutes after, her skin was as red as her hair and she was crying about it burning. I took her to the doctor and found out she had an allergy to one of the ingredients that caused an actual chemical burn. Her skin pealed for weeks and I wasn't allowed to touch her for about the same amount of time because of how painful it was.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I have a set brand of soaps and whatnot so that something like that never happens.

 

[shinigami564]

The pain was was equal to the fire in the lowest depth of hell itself.

If your going by dante there is no fire in the lowest depth of hell. either way i got a kick out of reading this, and yea that happens to more people than you think, me included.

 

[Xyphon]

The pain was was equal to the fire in the lowest depth of hell itself.

If your going by dante there is no fire in the lowest depth of hell. either way i got a kick out of reading this, and yea that happens to more people than you think, me included.

Never read it. How about this? It was equal to that of hellfire in general. xD

 

[That One Six]

Hehehe... Never happened to me, but I get a kick out of reading this.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

A couple of deodorants I've tried have stung, but nothing like yours by the sound of it.

 

[Cargando]

After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?

Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>

Are you sure 'slice' is the word you want to use?

 

[Midnight Voyager]

I am allergic to foundation/powder and surgical steel. (And dust off of old books. yeeeah)

Go ahead and think about how I found this out.

The middle of my graduation. I was wearing foundation and powder, not knowing I was allergic. It was ABSOLUTELY ALL I COULD DO to keep from clawing my face off. After the ceremony, I ran into the bathroom and soaked my entire face in cold water. It was like my face was covered in fire ants that were doing their best to consume me. A crawling, burning itch. It took until the next freaking day to make it go away and I looked like a plague victim until I went to bed. Like I had leprosy or something.

(The surgical steel bit involved ears oozing green, but that's a bit off-topic.)

 

[General Ken8]

I have this prescription strength shampoo that temporarily gets rid of Psoriasis, and when i put it on my head i felt like my hair was on fire.
And you have to keep it in your hair for five minutes in order for it to work