Wow, this stuff really wor-OH MY GOD!

[skeanthu]

And that's why that crap was at a $1 General Store.

 

[Superbeast]

After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?

Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>

Same here. I just use water.

Me three. It makes shaving rather convenient. Just step out of the shower, dry off, fill the sink, and have at it.

Eh, I find shaving cream reduces razor burn - tend to shave before I shower so I don't have to wash the cream off though, speeds things up a bit. Mind you, when my razor's sharp I don't get any razor burn at all (it's when it's blunting, but not enough to chuck away, that it burns if I don't use shaving gel).

But, and dear god it's painful just remembering it, when I started shaving I used an electric razor. Then aftershave. Then went and sat on a boiling hot bus in the sun, in a traffic jam, for the next 2 hours (should have been a 20 min ride). I was not happy that day, and had I not been in public I would most assuredly have been cussing myself blue (as passing out would have been infinitely favourable to that day)

 

[WolfMage]

Thanks, I got a good chuckle out of that.

Best laugh I ever had on the first day of school.
And no, unless Everclear counts as a hygiene product nowadays.

 

[triggahappyhaza]

I haven't personally had that happen to me but I was dating this redhead who had skin so white that it was almost translucent. One time I got her some expensive skin cream as a gift.One day she put it on after a shower (all over her body, literally everywhere but her back) and about 2-5 minutes after, her skin was as red as her hair and she was crying about it burning. I took her to the doctor and found out she had an allergy to one of the ingredients that caused an actual chemical burn. Her skin pealed for weeks and I wasn't allowed to touch her for about the same amount of time because of how painful it was.

Best Present Ever...

Something tells me you secretly hate red heads, but you dont even know it yet

 

[Julianking93]

I'm too conscious about what I put on my skin to randomly get things like that.

I always use hypoallergenic body wash and deodorant.

 

[TheScarecrow]

Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>

I'm the same...

real men use duc-tape......[/quote]

Real men use blow torches, FACT!

 

[G-Virus]

I accidentally used protein remover as a saline solution for my contacts, then put them in right away.

I felt like my eyeballs were gonna explode.

 

[thiosk]

I'm allergic to most bubble baths...

I love bubble baths... ;-;

i miss the white mage

on topic, i swear allegiance to hygiene products-- I have not changed shaving cream ever, and will go stinky rather than change deoderant.

ComeOn.

Shirley is a red-headed healing character. She even wears red and white. What more could you ask for?

Melanin?

She's lookin' a bit pale there. Still not sold on the shirley.

 

[grimsprice]

Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>

I'm the same...

real men use duc-tape......

Real men use blow torches, FACT![/quote]

I knew a girl who shaved with a can of hairspray and a lighter. I shit you not. It takes about 5 minutes, as apposed to half an hour. And turns out smoother.

 

[sam13lfc]

Luckily this has never happened to

Lol you poor guy everyone is laughing at this xD.

 

[TheLefty]

That's why I wouldn't shop at the Dollar Tree for anything chemical that goes onto my body.

 

[TheScarecrow]

I knew a girl who shaved with a can of hairspray and a lighter. I shit you not. It takes about 5 minutes, as apposed to half an hour. And turns out smoother.

That's hardcore. Extremly so.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Every medicinal product that said it wouldn't hurt made me cry when I was little, they all hurt so damn bad.

And then my Mom got a new one and warned me it would sting and it just felt cool and nice...

 

[Stevanchez]

I went to the Dollar Tree.

First mistake.

bought two cans of PowerStick Hurricane

Second mistake.

It smelled good and I was feeling happy

Awkward.

I was running around in a small circle screaming in a high pitched voice.

Final mistake.
Allow me to explain:
See, running around and screaming will make you sweat, sweat would activate deodorant, and there by intensifying the burning sensation that you were feeling.

 

[Ironic]

The pain was was equal to the fire in the lowest depth of hell itself.

If your going by dante there is no fire in the lowest depth of hell. either way i got a kick out of reading this, and yea that happens to more people than you think, me included.

Never read it. How about this? It was equal to that of hellfire in general. xD

On one halloween i tried a new deoderant, and ate some suspicious looking candy. It was thge only piece I ate that WHOLE NIGHT.

The next day for for about 8 days I had a really severe case of Hives all over my body, and not just itchy hives, it felt like my entire body was on a hot-plate... a hot plate IN the sun.

I got rid of the deodorant just in case, but I reckon it was the mysterious candy...

 

[Sindaine]

The very first time I shaved off my beard a friend of mine gave me this "cleansing astringent" to use after shaving. I just dabbed a little on a cotton ball andOH FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!

Shaved my legs* before the dance--used lotion after for teh smooove seksay.

OWJESUSGODMAAAAKEITSTOOOOOP!!!

*Dry. I know. I'm Sofa King We Todded.

 

[Croaker42]

I accidentally used protein remover as a saline solution for my contacts, then put them in right away.

I felt like my eyeballs were gonna explode.

Close misstaked my protien remover for saline solution.... just grabed a bottle and droped a bit in my eyes. Didnt start killing me untill I got it in the second eye.

 

[Ray De Ation]

I work in a cosmetics store. Quite a high-quality one too- normally. So one day...
Me: Hmm, I can combine this sea-salt based scrub with this oil-based cleanser to speed up my regime. I must do it... FOR SCIENCE!
(Cleanser applied. A reaction goes wrong. I scuttle frantically about making small "ehn" noises and flapping my wrists in a decidely un-heroic fashion. There is an audible hissing noise as I plunge my foolish face into clean water.)
Second shop worker:... What happened to your FACE!?
Me: (Dazed)... I... I shouldn't have tried to play god...

 

[Erana]

I'm allergic to most bubble baths...

I love bubble baths... ;-;

i miss the white mage

on topic, i swear allegiance to hygiene products-- I have not changed shaving cream ever, and will go stinky rather than change deoderant.

ComeOn.

Shirley is a red-headed healing character. She even wears red and white. What more could you ask for?

Melanin?

She's lookin' a bit pale there. Still not sold on the shirley.

Yeah, about that?
She kinda died. But died kicking ass with white magic! Also, that screenshot's when they're in a ruin-type place, and the lighting's kinda green.
Point is, I'm gonna have to play through the game again to get a better image... ^^;

 

[avelmen1889]

ditto