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Xyphon

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Cargando said:
Xyphon said:
LornMind said:
After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?
Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>
Are you sure 'slice' is the word you want to use?
I'm slicing the hairs after all. o_O"
 

Cargando

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Xyphon said:
Cargando said:
Xyphon said:
LornMind said:
After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?
Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>
Are you sure 'slice' is the word you want to use?
I'm slicing the hairs after all. o_O"
Slice seems to imply six foot bloodstains on the wall.
 

AbsoluteVirtue18

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Wow, I'm just surprised there's a Dollar Tree outside of Eufaula. I've never seen another.

OT: No, can't say that's happened to me to often.
 

Therumancer

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Pain is a common side effect of hygiene products that do serious cleaning (of one sort or another) if you've neglected what they are supposed to do.

For example, get some antiseptic mouthwash after you haven't used any for a while (which is admittedly probably fairly unusual to begin with, but still). Especially if your one of those guys who has routine minor gum inflammation for your teeh being close together and having trouble with even the "ultra fine" floss (like me). That crap will BURN when you first use it. Granted it won't do so again if you keep using it, but miss a week or so due to travelling or something and ... heh. :p

Deodorant doesn't usually hit me like that, but I'd imagine if your've neglected it for a while, the kind that cleans your pores would not be pleasant. If you use deodorant every day (like your supposed to) I'd imagine it wouldn't be an issue though (probably why I've never had that problem, with the mouth wash I've had years long battles with teeth spacing and very minor gum problems. Never had a cavity though).
 

Agent Larkin

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Xyphon said:
LornMind said:
After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?
Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>
Same here. I just use water.
 

Woodsey

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Xyphon said:
LornMind said:
After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?
Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>
What. The. Fuck.
 

AvsJoe

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Hehehe... Never happened to me, but I get a kick out of reading this.
Cargando said:
Thanks, I got a good chuckle out of that.
I agree. This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while.

Nothing that bad has ever happened to me. I happen to be allergic to a couple of different soaps out there (I've heard all the jokes), so I use Old Spice body wash instead. No biggie.
 

Zosephine

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Well the first time I tried Nair (which is the chemical equivalent of taking a blowtorch to your leg hair) I had a TEENY TINY cut on my leg that hadn't scabbed over. As soon as the stuff hit my cut I felt like a hot metal splinter was stuck in my skin ;-;
 

lwm3398

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"Ran around in a small circle and screamed in a high pitched voice."

Thanks, I needed that daily laugh.
 
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hehe, nice. Its about time someone posted something funny.

Anyway, I once used some astringint after shaving. I thought I dipped my chin in boiling water.
 

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LornMind said:
After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?
This, a hundred times this.

A pal sprayed axe on my face after I shaved, god it hurt.
 

Paul

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Lol I found the first post funny. That's the reason I stopped buying things out of £1 / $1 stores - they're all terrible quality.
 

T-Bone24

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I'm allergic to some paints. Yep. You heard it. Makes wherever it touched swell up and get all itchy. Unbearably itchy. Unfortunately I found out while painting a shed.
 

Toasty

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Thanks you for making me laugh! :D
never had anything that bad happen to me. But got a facewash at clearance price from Superdrug once and it makes my face a bit raw and sensitive when I used it. gave it to my brother soon after. :D
 
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Agent Larkin said:
Xyphon said:
LornMind said:
After shaving I wait half an hour to put on cologne.

Big mistake that was.

WHY IS MY NECK ON FIRE!?
Sometimes I think I'm the only human on this planet that never gets razor burn. For fuck sakes, I don't even use shaving cream. I just put the razor on my face and slice away. >_>
Same here. I just use water.
Me three. It makes shaving rather convenient. Just step out of the shower, dry off, fill the sink, and have at it.
 

skcseth

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Xyphon said:
I was running around in a small circle screaming in a high pitched voice.
Oh thank god I'm not the only one...

Yea, I bought some facial cleanser stuff once. Burned like hell the first few times. The little "bubbles" in it didn't help the situation much either. I have no idea how women use some of this stuff.