Wow, this stuff really wor-OH MY GOD!
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There's a homemade skin recipe going around, saying a mixture of honey and garlic will remove dead skin. O.O Don't believe it!!!!
I put java under my arm... That's right, the web-application code...
No, seriously, i put Asda's Essential Healthcare "Java" antiperspirant on this morning (they were out of Lynx). Talk about low-quality BS, both the antiperspirant and the software are useless.
Java sucks...
No, seriously, i put Asda's Essential Healthcare "Java" antiperspirant on this morning (they were out of Lynx). Talk about low-quality BS, both the antiperspirant and the software are useless.
Java sucks...
About 2 months ago bought a new shower gel that claimed to be "cooling" and good for use after sports. What a good idea I thought as I purchased it and I headed off to the gym later that day to give it a test drive.
The good idea was proven wrong about 20 seconds after using it with practically my whole body covered in it the cooling effect certainly was cooling but kept cooling along with a tingling feeling, like having a bucket of cold water poured over you and being poked with millions of tiny sticks, an effect most noticeable around the testicle area...
The good idea was proven wrong about 20 seconds after using it with practically my whole body covered in it the cooling effect certainly was cooling but kept cooling along with a tingling feeling, like having a bucket of cold water poured over you and being poked with millions of tiny sticks, an effect most noticeable around the testicle area...
There's the root of the problem... You bought a product from the Dollar Tree.Xyphon said:
There's a reason it's a dollar.
Nah I get that too. I don't understand it when my friends run around screaming after shaving.Xyphon said:
I bought bug killer from the dollar store--didn't work. Bought toilet bowl cleaner--it's hydrochloric acid. Guess which one kills bugs better...
Maybe it was in the dollar store because it had a misprinted label...maybe it was meant to say "Pepper spray".
Shaving without shaving cream? That's manly! *applauds*!
And yeah, this thread is bloody hysterical!
Maybe it was in the dollar store because it had a misprinted label...maybe it was meant to say "Pepper spray".
Shaving without shaving cream? That's manly! *applauds*!
And yeah, this thread is bloody hysterical!
Just shaved my face with an electric shaver (things with 3 circles on them), face was sore, so my grandad (I was what staying with grandparents at the time) gave me some Woodspice balm, and he rubbed some on his face, I did the same. Argh! Pain is now worse. So he gave me some Nivea for Men balm, and I put it on. ARGH! Pain is now even more worse. My mum gave me some of her Body Shop Aloe Vera Moisturising Lotion. ARGH! Pain was not worse, but still bad.
Never using an electric shaver again.
Never using an electric shaver again.
I had the exact opposite with some skin muscle toner thing that came as a free gift. Now I'm not exactly well built more flabby to lardass but I tried it for a laugh, felt like I'd walked into a freezer while being punched
although I can put aftershave on the second I've finished shaving and nothing not even a tingle
although I can put aftershave on the second I've finished shaving and nothing not even a tingle
Can tell there aren't too many jocks here. It is impossible to go through an athletic career without having some joker put tiger balm in your athletic supporter or underwear. And if they're crafty, they'll give it enough time to soak-in/dry, so that it doesn't actually start affecting the target until they're out of the locker room.
Still remember being out at practice, and one guy jumped up in the middle of stretching and screamed:
OH MY GOD!!!!!
MY!
BALLS!
ARE!
ON!
FIRE!
as he was running back to the locker room, screaming like a girl. Even the coaches were dying laughing.
Still remember being out at practice, and one guy jumped up in the middle of stretching and screamed:
OH MY GOD!!!!!
MY!
BALLS!
ARE!
ON!
FIRE!
as he was running back to the locker room, screaming like a girl. Even the coaches were dying laughing.
ComeOn.thiosk said:i miss the white mageErana said:
on topic, i swear allegiance to hygiene products-- I have not changed shaving cream ever, and will go stinky rather than change deoderant.
Shirley is a red-headed healing character. She even wears red and white. What more could you ask for?
the pads I use to clear up my spots, fine normally but I now NEVER use them if I've shaved, did it once hurt like hell, oh and aftershave... acctually, almost anything I put on my face after shaving
I tried a breath wash spray once, only problem was that the airway was semi blocked by something but I didn't notice soooo when it was pointed at my mouth it sprayed into my eyes.............FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I'M BLIND!......
