Write your own epitath

[Singing Gremlin]

Thou shalt count to three. Two is too little, four too much. Three is the number to which thee shall count, and so it shall be.

One... Two... Five!
Three Sir!
Three!

Ahem, yes, back to the epitaths.

"Blue. No! Yelloooo..."

"He's buggered off!"

"No longer a Knight who says Ni."

"I demand a shrubbery!"

"Anyone got a herring? That tree is in the way"

"Never give the French a giant wooden mammal."

 

[adventlife]

"I came, I saw, I kicked it"

 

[the monopoly guy]

"now if we made a giant wooden badger"
"Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerfull wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick yoru feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are"
^thats not as gay as you might thing

"bye"
"hey, turns out those athiests were right after all"

 

[Kaos Incarnate]

"OH EMM GEE I'M DED, LOL"
"Did you get the number of that donkey cart?"
"My name is [insert name here], not Philip Stein"

 

[adventlife]

"He died the way he lived, a man."

 

[stompy]

"Get off my grass. Young people these days..."

 

[Fangface74]

Grave:

"His life ended how it started, kicking, screaming and covered in blood"


Eulogy:

"He always kept narcotics handy in case he encountered a wild animal...which he also kept handy"

 

[hobartuk]

'Love tore me apart, (IT WAS MY WIFE)'

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"Once again, he's got to go it alone."

"(*Tumbleweed rolls by*)"

"He didn't press X fast enough"

"He knew what he doing. He moved ZIG. For Great Justice."

 

[Niccolo]

"Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerfull wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are"

Aaaand... /awesomeness.

"Live by the sword like I did and you'll get shot by those who don't"

"I lived, and loved. Truly, no regrets."

"Death, the final mystery and greatest fear of the living. I'll tell you what it's like some time."

 

[Omnidum]

Fable actually had some alright ones.

Indeed, like "Thank you for wiping your feet!"

I would like my headstone to say "I wonder how long this hide-and-seek will take."

 

[Alexandrous]

"Man... it's hot here."

"Spending a year dead for tax reasons."

"Loved by his bartender, killed by his liver."

 

[magicmonkeybars]

"Returned to Sender"

 

[X nosgoth X]

"Damnit! I thought this server had respawns enabled!"

"Lag!"

"The teams were uneven."

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

"Didn't click the cube in time. Wiped his entire raid."

 

[KBKarma]

Here lieth KB. Didn't drop any rares. No PC rez allowed. Do not loot.

 

[Menthol]

"You would think after he shot at me that I would run, but no.
AND SHUT UP."

"Will pay $$$ for internet access down here"

"I found me a Dugtrio!"

 

[Heroic One]

Here lies some dead chick
who was suprised that it was over rather quick

 

[Fire Daemon]

"It was worth it"