Write your own epitath

[Johnn Johnston]

"Here lies the first man to eat his own skull."

 

[Omnidum]

"Poke me again, and I'll croak yas!"

 

[LesIsMore]

"Life's been good to me - right up until this point."

 

[Altorin]

"Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

Where the hell are my 50 extra lives?"

 

[acer840]

Shouldn't have bought that knife to a gun fight.

Last Words:
"I'm only showing you this once"

 

[Mikav]

"Fuck"

or "Died the way he lived, fighting the development of roadways next to his house. His biggest enemy, the steamroller was fucking godmodding"

 

[Altorin]

Shouldn't have bought that knife to a gun fight.

"The damn Duck Hunt dog shot back.

R.I.P."

 

[dalek sec]

Are we allowed to make more than one epitath?

 

[Swift Tactix]

His Last Words:
"Hold my beer"

 

[TOGSolid]

"Finally, six feet of dirt between me and all the noobs"

 

[theklng]

(this spot was intentionally left blank)

 

[The Wooster]

"read my blog"

Someone would have scrawled next to it in spraypaint.

"IT'S TOO LONG"

 

[Johnn Johnston]

"Tragically, he died learning that Tarzan wasn't so easy to imitate."

 

[Shadowtek]

Return To Sender

 

[Spleeni]

Ohhhhhh, THAT'S how you do it.


Who turned off the lights?


KTHXBAI.

 

[sidhe3141]

"Nothing is true.
I am alive."

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

"I'M STANDING BEHIND YOU!!!"

I have one for my father:
"Out of Work
Divorced
Usually pissed
He aimed low in life
and
Missed"