Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: That's the question!

Q: Is this the question now?

 

[FalconOne]

A: No, THIS is the question:

Q: Can I have my money back?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, you can't!

Q: Why does everyone here want money?

 

[oppp7]

Q: Can you repeat that?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I can, but I won't!

Q: Why would I repeat myself?

 

[a stranger]

A:because it's cool

Q:why is it cool?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Because you have a messed up definition of cool?

 

[Scde2]

A: Maybe.

Q: Am I cool?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Depends on your temperature!

Q: What's your temperature?

 

[Scde2]

A: It's actually pretty chilly right now.

Q: Are you avoiding my last question?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Of course I'm not, but I determine your coolness on your body temperature. (in °C)

Q: So what is it?

 

[Scde2]

A: I'm American.

Q: Don't you know using that temperature scale is against my religion!?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't believe in any religion unless I'm the surpreme god!

Q: Didn't you know that yet?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: But what if I'm an atheist?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Then you're like me.

Q: Are you?

 

[Scde2]

A: Mmmm...I'm more agnostic.

Q: But are you a Supreme God?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: THE Surpreme God
Don't even think about comparing me to those so-called other gods!

Q: What are you doing with that god-comparison-chart?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Um...what chart?
*Hides chart*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Don't even bother, I'm not on that chart.
Or at least not as a single god and not completely, because the ones who made that chart couldn't see the big picture of my power.

Q: Do you think you have what it takes to make a complete chart?

 

[MrGFunk]

A: Yes. Charts are manipulated to say what you want. I changed the chart.

Q: "You're the God Hand?!"