Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: ...yes.

Q: And I thought that that was illegal?

 

[bgg1996]

A: It is?!
Oh crap!

Um, I didn't do anything officer!
"I never said you did anything, kid. Look, I gotta get back to work."
I didn't change that sign's color, right over there!
Q: You believe me, right?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Absolutely not. You're under arrest on charges of vandalism!

Q: Are you going to come quietly, or do I need to get the cattle prod out?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: There's no cattle here boyo.

Q: Do I sound Welsh?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Do you?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Maybe if Portal wasn't "meh."

Q: Have I angered the Internet yet?

 

[bgg1996]

A: NNOOO!

Q: It was horrible... THE LIGHTS!!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: No It wasn't.

Q: Boring when you tell the truth isn't it?

 

[bgg1996]

A: Triple ninja!

Q: Oday ouyay understanday isthay essagemay?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes, actually.

Q: Why must you shatter my dreams like so many priceless vases?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Uhm... What?

 

[bgg1996]

A: He said:

Q: Q: ywhay ustmay ouyay attershay ymay eamsdray ikelay osay anymay icelesspray asesvay?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Please don't translate what I say. Here in America, we speak American.

Q: Who's attacking my foot?

 

[bgg1996]

A: A pig from rome.

Q: A dead pig?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Manbearpig?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It's 50% man, 50% bear, and 50% pig.

Q: Are you a cereal killer?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Cereal is killing the enviroment! AL Gore AWAYYYYYYY

Q: Did he just fly into the sun?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I hope so!

Q: Did he?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Super cereally.

Q: Who else thinks Al Gore is crazy?

 

[bgg1996]

A: No.

Q: My teacher made a typo on the math test, and everybody got a perfect 66+3i.
What was the typo?