Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I'm the God (not the christian one)

Q: Don't you know no chart can display my divinity?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Actually this one can:

Divinity: 0-->|----------------------------------------------------- etc.
XXXXXXXXX0 : Time

Q: Why did I bother doing that?

 

[goatzilla8463]

A: Because your life is pointless and rather insignificant.

Q: Why am I so nice?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: You really think you're nice?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Actually, he is.

Q: Can someone slam me verbally? Please?

 

[bgg1996]

A: How nice...

Q: www.Isthisarealsite.com/?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: no.org

Q: ACHOO!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Do I care?

 

[Count Igor]

A: Yes.

Q: Why am I ill?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because I just sneezed on you.

Q: I'm sorry? I just wanted to share...

 

[bgg1996]

A: Sharing is good. I just shared my cancer with you!

Q: Why do most people not like sharing?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because you gave me cancer!

Q: Was it you who kidnapped the server hamsters?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Actually I ate them and then replaced them with gremlins.

Q: Do you see how well the gremlins are operating the site now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not if you keep spamming Capslock.

Q: Is Capslock cruise control for cool?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, It's cruise control for getting reported.

Q: Should I report?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: What are you waiting for?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The Report button to turn blue.

Q: I was waiting at a stop sign forever. Do you know how long it takes those things to turn green?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Only as long as it takes to paint them green!

Q: Were you out of green paint?