Wrong Answer

[Goremocker]

A:Sure...though I prefer woof.

Q:How is that a question?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A/Q: Is it? Is it really?

 

[Goremocker]

A:No.

Q:...Hi?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Hello!

Q: Are you still there?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Nope, I'm dead.

Q: Do those ears help you fly?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't need them to fly, I can do that without them too.
Those ears hide missile silos.

Q: Does that mustache help you to attract blue hedgehogs?

 

[Scde2]

A: No.

Q: The weather is...?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Sunny?

 

[Scde2]

A: Wrong!

Q: Try again?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: VERY sunny?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: Are we on the sun?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, the sun hangs in the sky.
[sup]On a very thin rope[/sup]

Q: How came that rope hasn't burned through yest?

 

[Cryptorus]

A: The rope is magically durable and fireproof.

Q: Why did I happen to make that conclusion?

 

[Scde2]

A: Just 'cause.

Q: Are you here?

 

[Cryptorus]

A: I don't know....

Q: Where is here?

 

[Scde2]

A: Everywhere.

Q: Are you ironic?

 

[Cryptorus]

A: That would be weird.

Q: Do you have one scoop or two?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: 42

Q: Does that work?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not really.

Q: Who wants to go for a ride in the LHC?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Large Hamster Collider? Count me in!

Q: Who loves colliding hamsters?