Wrong Answer

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Yeah but it doesn't float.

Q: didn't you have a bucket?

 

[Scde2]

A: It's on your head.

Q: Want to keep it?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: I want a traffic cone.

Q: Where could I find a tower crane at this time of day?

 

[Scde2]

A: Just do the tower crane call.

Q: Do you know it?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Of course, sounds like Yackety Sax.

Q: Will it fit in my traffic cone?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: What does your heart tell you?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't have a heart!

Q: Don't you know I let Snively check?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Say what?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy tobes, did gire and gimble in the wabe...

Q: Does your vorpal blade go snicker-snack?

 

[Scde2]

A: Only on Thursdays.

Q: What is today?

 

[diddykonger]

A: scream at your nemesis day

Q: is it okay to be a cross-dressing lumberjack?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Depends.

Q: Will you hit it with your axe?

 

[diddykonger]

A: for sure</s)

Q: but what axe should i use?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

A: Your shiny one.

Q: How loud do my speakers go?

 

[Scde2]

A: As loud as possible.

Q: Why don't you love me anymore!?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

A: I still love you my darling.

Q: Why would I ever stop loving you?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: What makes you think we ever loved you?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

A/Q: Who said I thought you loved me?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The purple duck over there.

Q: Did you eat the decorative soap again?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I put it in your drink!

Q: Did it taste any different than normal?