Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: My hammer.

Q: Smashy-smashy?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Indeed.

Q: Will I need an anvil?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nah, the hamster will work just fine.

Q: What the heck is an anvil?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Somone hasn't watched Loony Toons

Q: why have you not watched Loony Toons?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because watching color cartoons in black and white never appealed to me.

Q: Do you think I'm lying?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: No, your enhancing the truth.

Q: will you stop enhancing the truth?

 

[Scde2]

A: Of course not.

Q: Haggis?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Hell no.

Q: cuppa tae?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Tae, no. It would be different if it was a cup of tea.

Q: Omelette?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Sure. But bejaysus, tae, tea sure 'tis all the same thing.

Q: leaves boiled in water anyone?

 

[Scde2]

A: Nah.

Q: Whah!?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Yep.

Q: Well?

 

[Cryptorus]

A: Into the Stargate!

Q: What the hell am I talking about?

 

[Scde2]

A: The Stargate.

Q: What is he talking about?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: I'm not drunk!

Q: Why are all you people so wobbly?

 

[Scde2]

A: Perhaps it is you who is the wobbly one.

Q: Perhaps?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A/Q: Maybe?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: So I heard you liek Justin Bieber?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: You heard wrong. I don't like that twat either.

Q: Did you just throw up after typing his name?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: Do you have another keyboard?