Wrong Answer

[JLML]

A/Q: What's burning? It's freezing in here...

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I'm burning your life savings for warmth.

Q: What do you mean, "get a heater?" It's also burning, and it's not doing its job!!

 

[JLML]

A/Q: My life savings? You mean nothing? that won't keep you warm...

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Precisely! Now bring me your computer!

Q: Why aren't you doing as I say?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: Why aren't you saying as I do?!?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Are you really trying to turn this into the baseless assumption thread?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: Do you really assume I try to make this a baseless assumption thread?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not just any baseless assumption thread, THE baseless assumption thread.

Q: How many more times must we say the phrase "baseless assumption thread?"

 

[JLML]

A: As many times as there are letters in the phrase.

Q: Does that make it an even more baseless assumption thread?

 

[JLML]

EDIT: Double post. Migth as well work towards finishing all the times we need to say "baseless assumption thread"

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not when you keep double posting.

Q: Why aren't you feeling bad about double posting yet?

 

[JLML]

A: Because I don't care.

Q: Why do you care so much about such insignificant matters?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Why do you care about me caring about insignificant matters?

 

[JLML]

A: I don't. I'm just bored.

Q: Is it illegal to ask stupid annoying questions out of boredom nowadays?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes. I'm afraid you're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent; anything you csay can and will be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney...

Q: *in the interrogation room* So why'd you do it, son?

 

[JLML]

A: Well, now you're under arrest as well. You fell in my trap... That was an incredibly stupid question, since it was answered in my question to you, in my previous post.

Q: So... What do you have to say in your defence?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nothing, seeing as I can't be arrested for standard governmental procedure. You stated your motive before you were arrested, which in this game's legal system means I can't hold that against you unless you tell me in interrogation.

Q: Now shut the hell up and start talking, slimebag. *pistol whips JLML*

 

[JLML]

A: Well, you just broke the rules. You didn't ask a question. That means the rules are no longer valid.

Q: enable_godmode=1?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

/*A:*/ const bool enable_godmode = false //That'll stop you from going into godmode ever again.

Q: Why do you think that police officers need to ask the questions when force works just as well? *backhands*

 

[JLML]

A: Because... Wait, what's that moving over there..? Oh shi-!!!

Q: Run?