Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Atom Ant, duh.

Q: Or should it be Isabella the Unstable Isotope?

 

[JLML]

A: Neither.

Q: Isn't it obvious it should be Radioactive Man?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: RADIOACTIVE MAN DOESN'T EXIST.

Q: What do these goggles do?

 

[JLML]

A: They improve your eyesight.

Q: Do you really need them anyway?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes. My vision in my left eye is nearly non-existant.

Q: Why are you so intent on turning me into a Cyclops?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: Wait, what?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You're trying to take away my Goggles of 20/20 Eyesight, thus rendering my left eye useless as my right eye takes over to compensate for its weakness. Meaning I'd only be looking out of one eye.

Q: Why does this not make sense to you?

 

[JLML]

A: Because you're obviously insane. *calls men in white robes*

Q: Is that why you have that weird name?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: *yawns widely and makes JLML fall into the abyss that is his mouth*

Q: Do you know where that reference is from?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: No.

Q: Where is that reference from?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It's from Lord of the Flies, when Christ-figure Simon essentially goes mad at the site of the pig-head on the stick. Interestingly, that reference from Lord of the Flies is itself a reference to Kurtz from Heart of Darkness.

Q: How much longer are you going to look into the Abyss?

 

[JLML]

A: No longer than necessary.

Q: How long is necessary?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: About as long as it takes for the Abyss to look into you.

Q: Does it also asked to be cleaned?

 

[JLML]

A: No, I don't think so.

Q: Well, at least I'm thinking, that's more than you can say about some, right?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Oh, look, another one of you.

Q: How come your type is so prevalent on the Internet?

 

[JLML]

A: Because we're awesome.

Q: Why do you think you're any different from us..? [sub]'Cause you're not[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I don't assume that I'm one of the three people in the world that thinks. Geez, I'm above you guys because I'm so fucking awesome anyway. [/sarcasm]

Q: Why do you think I'm the same as you?

 

[JLML]

A: Because we're both Escapists. And that makes us awesome.

Q: Or are you a troll in disguise?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I've been cosplaying as a troll since, what, late August?

Q: Where the hell have you been?

 

[JLML]

A: I've been right here. I know you've been cosplaying as a troll, what I was wondering is if you're really a troll disguising itself as an Escapist cosplaying as a troll.

Q: So, are you a troll disguising itself as an Escapist cosplaying as a troll?