A: Aah, that. Well, it's a little device I made in case someone tried to rob me. Now, let's just count to 5, and all you took from me, and all you own yourself will be transferred to my secret vault, which is heavily guarded against all tracking/locating/whatever stuff.
*1*
*2*
*3*
*4*
*5*
Q: You didn't have anything REALLY important in your possession, did you? *evil smile*