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[JLML]

A: *presses the button* What? Oh, sure. *Throws portal into the great fire meant to cleanse fanboyism from this world*

Q: Don't you think this is a bit over-kill? *Watches the Portal fanboys jump after it*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nah.

Q: I thought I posted to this already?

 

[JLML]

A: Obviously the universe went all kabamzo and sent that post into the future.

Q: What time is it expected to arrive?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sometime once Queen Elizabeth I rises from her grave and eats us all.

Q: Will she lead the glorious zombie apocalypse?

 

[JLML]

A: I don't think so, no.

Q: Will I be there to stop it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You'll be dealing with the trout invasion, so no.

Q: More trout, sir?

 

[JLML]

A: NEVER!!!!!!! *shoots it with my awesomegun*

Q: Is it really that brilliant to shot something with my awesomegun? [small]It will just make it awesome...[/small]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, not really. If you end up hitting your awesome gun with your awesome gun you'll just create an awesome singularity that will destroy us all in the most awesome way possible.

Q: What are you doing with that mirror?

 

[JLML]

A: I'll never tell...

Q: Says who in what episode?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Pardon me?

 

[JLML]

A: No, I will not.

Q: Will you hate me for this?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Will I hate you for what? A million dollars? No. Two million? Hell yes.

 

[JLML]

A: Well, I don't really plan on paying you to hate me.

Q: Will you hate me if I steal a million dollars from you?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes, very much so, but I would love to see you try.

Q: Why would I love to see you try?

 

[JLML]

A: Because you don't have the million to begin with.

Q: How much do you have though?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Less than $3,000.

Q: Would the jail time and lawsuit be worth it?

 

[JLML]

A: Well, considering I wouldn't be caught it would, but it wouldn't be worth the time or trouble anyway.

Q: Don't you keep most of it in digital form anyway?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Actually, no. I keep it all under my mattress.

Q: What are you going to do about it?

 

[JLML]

A: Nothing.

Q: Why would I do something about it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It seems kinda strange to ask for the location and not do anything with it.

Q: You're not planning anything, are you?