Wrong Answer

[JLML]

A: Of course not.

Q: What are you taking me for, a cat burglar?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes, actually.

Q: You do know I have installed salmon dispensers, correct?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: Why the hell have you done that?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Why do you think I did that?

 

[JLML]

A: To lure poor, helpless cat burglars into a trap.

Q: Why set up traps for the cat burglars though?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: To protect the mattress, duh.

Q: What's so important about my mattress?

 

[JLML]

A: Nothing what so ever. You're paranoid.

Q: You do know you're not followed, right?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Ah, that's good. I was worried someone might get doused in my trail of kerosene.

Q: Smoke?

 

[JLML]

A: No thanks, I prefer my lounges healthy and working.

Q: You're probably an alcoholic too, right?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, but my family is.

Q: Baked Alaska?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: What? A baked American state? <.<

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It's actually a cake doused in rum and then lit on fire.

Q: Again, I ask: baked Alaska?

 

[JLML]

A: In that case, no thank you.

Q: I'd much rather have a cookie. Can I haz cookie?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Baked Alaska cookie?

 

[JLML]

A: No, normal chocolate chip cookie.

Q: Can I haz one?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No. It's either a baked Alaska cookie or no cookie at all.

Q: U mad?

 

[JLML]

A: No, actually I'm not.

Q: Do you have that in yellow?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, but we do have a lovely scent in U Mad, Bro.

Q: Would you like a sample spray?

 

[JLML]

A: I said, No thanks!

Q: What is it with you and not taking a no?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I'm a floor salesman. It's my job to pester as much as possible.

Q: Am I doing a good job?