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[JLML]

A: No, you're quite entertaining. If you weren't, I would've left this thread a long time ago.

Q: Now that I think of it, shouldn't we remind Rex to come back here?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Maybe. I'll leave that up to you, though.

Q: Shall I prepare the antigodmode code?

 

[JLML]

A: Nah, let him think he's something.

Q: Shall I introduce him to the insta-killing, god mode breaking thing that we call... [small]The Kitten?[/small] Lucifer?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Q: Lucifer?

A: I thought we decided on the name Fuzzy Snufflekins!

Q: Why did you go and change its name behind my back?!

 

[JLML]

A: No, I meant the devil. Fuzzy is too brutal to unleash on him. Not even he deserves that.

Q: Isn't it a bit... Evil of us to keep Fuzzy as a pet? [sub]he is the one who holds the potential to end this world after all...[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not at all! *torments Fuzzy*

Q: Why? Do you think he would end the world any time soon?

 

[JLML]

A: Nah, he wouldn't go against our wishes. We are his evil masters after all.

Q: Should we let him go play around a bit in some town just to demonstrate our evilness?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sure.

Q: Can I pick the place?

 

[JLML]

A: Sure.

Q: Did you know the cat in my avatar is, from this day on, buried? And will rise from her grave as a zombie called Fuzzy Snufflekins the second?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I'm sorry. My condolences.

Q: When will she rise again?

 

[JLML]

A: 2012-12-21.

Q: Does that mean all the doomsday prophets and general idiots are right?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, it means you've succumbed to the hype.

Q: Should you spend three days in the Evil Chamber of Dehypeification to get rid of this illness?

 

[JLML]

A: It's ok. I started the rumours when I planned the uprising of a second evil being. I CREATED THE HYPE!!!

Q: Is it now I'm supposed to go mad with power?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: You mean you haven't already?

 

[JLML]

A: I haven't. This is usual behaviour for a god.

Q: What would you know about power, you petty mortal?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: More than you think.

Q: Why do you think of me as just a petty mortal?

 

[JLML]

A: Ok, maybe you're not a petty mortal, but you're still mortal. That makes you petty.

Q: Does that make any sense?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Of course, but again, I ask:

Q: What makes you think I'm a mortal?

 

[JLML]

A: I don't THINK you're a mortal. I DECIDE. And if god decides something, it is that way.

Q: What, you thought I wasn't an omnipotent god?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: You thought I wasn't one, either?

I mean, me, there can be more than one omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent being in the universe.