Wrong Answer

[JLML]

A: Actually, no. You're not one. It's an illusion, created by me.

Q: Did it work that well?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: If you're going to turn into Rex now, kindly tits or GTFO.

Q; Really. Why?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: Why what?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Why are you trying to godmode like Rex?

 

[JLML]

A: I'm not trying anything. I don't godmode. I AM god. [small](Whether or not I'm telling a "real" truth or not is questionable)[/small]

Q: What will happen if I press this button saying "DO NOT PRESS!" which haves a warning sign above it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You'll blow up.

Q: Are you going to press it anyway?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: Don't you want to know..?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I'm going to take that as a "yes."

Q: The answer's "yes," isn't it?

 

[JLML]

A: No, the answer isn't decided yet.

Q: Did you really think I'm that simple?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I really don't know what to think. Sometimes you are, sometimes you're not, sometimes I want to mortar your head to a brick wall.

Q: Can that be construed as a threat?

 

[JLML]

A: Everything can.

Q: Or is it nothing?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Wouldn't knowing the answer to that question make it less interesting?

 

[JLML]

A: Indeed it would.

Q: Let's not find out and just do whatever it was we were going do to and see what happens?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Go ahead.

Q: What if we die?!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: A life lived in safety is a life not worth living.

Q: Why do you care if we die? It's not like you're going to care when you're dead, anyway.

 

[JLML]

A/Q: But what about the afterlife? <.<

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No one knows. Death is but the final journey, and everyone takes it alone.

Q: Why am I depressing myself?

 

[JLML]

A: Don't know, don't care.

Q: Don't worry be happy?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I can try, but I'm probably not going to get any sleep tonight because my lazy ass procrastinated on my art final that's due in less than twenty-four hours.

Q: So I guess I'll see you tomorrow after I've died?

 

[JLML]

A: Hmm, I guess I can take a trip down to hell to see you.

Q: Do you think they'll have some nice grilled fish down there?