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[Ninjamedic]

A: With MIND BULLETS!!

Q: Am I pretentious?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: To molest it seductively.

Q: What?

 

[Ninjamedic]

A: With a bayonet

Q: 50,000?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: 50,000 what?

 

[Ninjamedic]

A: Exactly!!

Q:What is love?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: BABY DON'T HURT ME.

Q: Will you not hurt me, please?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: I thought you liked pain?

 

[DarthVanitas]

A/ I embrace pain.

Q/ Are you afraid of the dark?

 

[Scde2]

A: I love the dark.

Q: What about sadness?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS, RAINBOWS, AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS.

Q: Why are you such an emu?

 

[Scde2]

A: I'm not a flightless bird!

Q: You mean emo?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, I mean emu.

Q: What's an emo?

 

[Scde2]

A: A label.

Q: I would also like to know...
What is an emo?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: You are?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Isn't it that red guy from Sesame Street?

Spoiler: EDIT

EDIT2: Also, damn ninjas.

 

[Scde2]

@Rex: A: Yes, I label myself as such.

Q: Does this change anything?

@HoD: A: That's Elmo!
EDIT: No, just no.

Q: Ninjas get no questions!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A1: Yes.

A2: Ninjas are people, too!

Q: Why are you racist?

 

[GrinningManiac]

A: When I was little, Spanish people stole my mummy

Q: Why am I doing this instead of revising?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because revision is a *****.

Q: Why so British?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because he was born in Britland.

Q: Why so serious?