Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes.

Fine. I clone you and make your clone obey me. I order your clone to kill you/cease your functions/wipe you from existence/whatever.

Q: Deathmatch?

 

[Scde2]

A: Uh...

Q: Que?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Go away, you'll just get hurt here.

Q: Or maybe you'll be useful to me somehow...?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: He's thinking he can clone me and make my clone obey him, the problem with that is not the cloning part, but the obeying part, he'd just be up against me with 2 machineform bodies where 1 was already too much (well, that is if I don't bring any of my other in the fight that is.)

Q: Did you know one of my forms has an infinite stomach from which you can't escape?
Did you know we're all currently inside that infinite stomach?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Fine. If I can't mess with you with you or with your software, I'll just rewire your hardware. Let's see...ah, here it is.

If I swap these two wires....with these two wires...replace this gear with that lever...take out the N64 and replace it with a Neo Geo...ah, there we go. Here's your new main protocol!

10 [color=blue][b]set[/b] target[/color] = face
20 [color=blue][b]punch[/b] self.target[/color]
30 [color=blue][b]goto[/b][/color] 20

If that doesn't work, I also jammed a wad of gum into your main servos, caked your gear bank with a mixture of mud and clay, and replaced the hamsters with sloths.

Q: Can you stop godemodeing while were at it? 'kthxbai.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I can't! My inability to stop Godmodding is my only weakness.

Q: Why did you take my N64 from my cargo bay #68686775454754534754?
You do know it's not connected right?
You are also aware that I am my own compiler right?
And that I can refuse to compile whatever I want to refuse right?

Well, I'll stop godmodding now, I'm gonna sleep.

Anyway, don't watch that flash, it's way too addictive and it's what brought me to the machineform.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/541840

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I took it away because the N64 is the source of your godmodeing! The Neo Geo will merely drain your infinite energy to zero!

Q: Will it also cause you to divide by zero?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Maybe, but because I know a bit of math I don't get errors when I do, I just get positive or negative infinity depending on what I'm dividing by zero.
Also, the N64 wasn't the cause of my godmodding.
[sup]The real cause was all those people praying to me in my temples, at wayshrines and altars...
And of course all those offerings made to me since before the beginning of time...
And the cookies. Why else did you think those on the Dark Side have such awesome powers?[/sup]
Also #2, it's impossible to drain infinity to zero, because it's infinity.

Q: Can I go to sleep now?

 

[capin Rob]

A: NOPE!

Q: Sex Bed?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: What?

[sup]Well, I'm gonna sleep anyway!
You can't stop me!
Mwuhahahaahaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!![/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: OBJECTION! I have gone back in time to destroy your sleep patterns! [sub][sub]As well as to go and destroy your wayshrines, altars, worshippers, temples, and the person who invented cookies, and save the people who would have been your sacrifices, thus stopping your power completely!![/sub][/sub]

Q: Pancake?

 

[Living Contradiction]

A: It's spelled "I-A". For pity's sake, it's a bloody gutteral sounding chant. This is not difficult. People have been doing it since the days of the Old Ones. Now kindly stop asking me about it!

Q: Are you going to eat that?

 

[capin Rob]

A:Yes, It is nice pink and Juicy.

Q: What was I referring to?

 

[Living Contradiction]

A: I'm not sure, but it's still in the spoon.

Q: Is my laundry done yet?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: A penis. A penis. A penis. Starburst.

Q: Should I get my mind out of the gutter?

A: LAUNDRY IS NEVER DONE FOR NINJAS.

Q: WHY AM I YELLING?

 

[Living Contradiction]

A: That would be because someone has cut off your foot.

Q: Would you like a bandage?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: HYES.

Q: FALCON---?

 

[Living Contradiction]

A: No, thank you. I've already had my left eye torn out by a raptor and I've no desire to see the other eaten.


Q: Who's eating cheese on toast?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: You are.

Q: What precisely is the plot of 'Cats'?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Abominations that sing and dance.

Q: Isn't there a tranny cat?