Wrong Answer

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Once, during a Weird Al song.

Q: What's everyone getting for Christmas this year?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: An army of robots, zombies, ninjas, pirates and monkeys to take over the world.

Q: How about you?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: A universe.

Q: Have you always wanted to cancel a Joss Whedon show?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A/Q: Who?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Never seen it.

Q: Why would I want to cancel it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: I ask myself the same thing.

Q: Seriously. Why?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I have no idea what it's about, because his is the first time I heard of it.

Q: What is it about?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The guy who made Firefly and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Q: It's supposed to be a joke?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: As I said, I've never seen it.

Q: Is there cake?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Honestly, I have no clue. I haven't seen them either.

Q: Sentry going up?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: ERECTING A DISPENSER!

Q: Do you know any good animes I haven't seen yet?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nope.

Q: Can you help me get my neck back to normal length?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Depends.

Q: What is the normal length and what length does it have now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Normal is pre-stretch, now it is stretch.

Q: Yes, stretch is a size. Why are you looking at me like that?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: How long are those sizes in centimeters?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Completely.

Q: Wouldn't a longer neck be more useful?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It depends on whether or not the longer neck can still carry the weight of the head.

Q: Do you like Ice Cream?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: What flavor ice cream?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Whatever flavor you like.

Q: Would you give up your life to save the last cup of coffee?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Darker than a moonless night, more bitter than hell itself...that's coffee.

Q: Where are you going?