Wrong Answer

[brtshstel]

A: I'm really not sure.

Q: Can you sneeze without closing your eyes?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I can.

Q: Is that weird?

 

[Shaun Hastings]

A: Not if you're Canadian.

Q: Who ate the last cookie?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Your Canadian.

Q: You're Canadian?

 

[Shaun Hastings]

A: Perhaps.

Q: Does riding this moose in the middle of winter give away too much?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, as long as you don't start wearing red clothes and a hat.

Q: Robotisize them?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Why would you wear robotized clothes...?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: The question there had nothing to do with the answer.

Q: Then again, why not?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Depends on a lot of factors, like humidity, weather conditions, and status of handheld electromagnetic pulse devices.

Q: Why are you sapping my laptop?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: FYI I'm a Spy!

Q: Why did you leave your laptop unprotected?

 

[diddykonger]

A: it's not a laptop...it's a bomb that looks like a laptop

Q: what is your favorite internet rule?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Rule #100. When someone invents a way to punch someone through the Internet, I call first dibs.

Q: What do you mean, "that's not a rule?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because that's a vow.

Q: Will there ever be given a correct answer in this thread about wrong answers?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: YEEeeeEEeEeeEEEs!!

Q: What's the difference between a Pushmi-pullyu and a Hold Me-Kiss Me?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: One is consensual, the other is rape.

Q: Can you speak Engrish?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Oh hai, yeisu Ei kanno

Q: Is it bad to take a My Little Pony to college?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, it's VERY bad!
[sup]So go right ahead and do it.[/sup]

Q: Will there be cake?

 

[diddykonger]

A: Yes a cake that only the manliest are allowed to eat

Q: Should I install a foghorn at work?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Only if you work in a library.

Q: Do you work in a library?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

A:Yo momma.

Q:¿Usted se arrastre?