Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: A tentacle.

Q: How does it feel?

 

[Yarpie]

A: Like something similar.

Q: Why is that man covered in bees?

 

[whittaker]

A: Because society does not tolerate naked men.

Q: When was the last time you rolled around in hay?

 

[Yarpie]

A: Sometime previous to the present.

Q: Is this a question?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No.

Q: Why does Eragon suck so hard?

 

[Yarpie]

A: Because it didn't have a proper flag.

Q: Why do we play air guitar?

 

[whittaker]

A: How else would Guitar Hero sell to children and adults alike?

Q: The chicken or the egg, which came first?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: TO ROCK OUT!!! THE GODDAMN NINJA!

Q: Hello? Is there anybody in there?

 

[Yarpie]

A: Depends on who you are asking.

Q: Are you a thunder god?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: If by thunder you mean farts.

Q: Did you mean farts?

 

[whittaker]

A: No, Thor, the norse god of lightning and kick-ass!

Q: Where do you hide during lightningstorms?

 

[Yarpie]

A: In a place of some description.

Q: What is that over there?

 

[whittaker]

A: Something

Q: Your answers are really vague, aren't they?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Only as vague as that...one...thing...

Q: To what am I referring?

 

[Yarpie]

A: That is still up for debate.

Q: How does an optical mouse work?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: That one thing.

Q: What would you do if you were the last human alive?

 

[whittaker]

A: Kill myself.

Q: Are you enjoying this game?

 

[Yarpie]

A: According to recent studies, the answer is inconclusive.

Q: Would you become invisible if you could?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes.

Q: Will there be cake in Portal 2?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: God, I hope not.

Q: Who else is tired of Portal jokes?