Wrong Answer

[Zirat]

A: A gentlemen never asks, and a lady never tells

Q: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big bad bat?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: The Riddler, you McNugget.

Q: 2+2=?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: FISH!!

Q: Fish? What kind of answer is fish?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: This is wrong, isn't it?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: The kind you just gave! WHO CARES!?

Q: Who all here is in a giving mood?

 

[Scde2]

A: I could be.

Q: What's in it for me?

 

[Zirat]

A: A box of these

Q: Do you seek the holy grail?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nope.

Q: I seek the hole-y quail. Do you?

 

[Zirat]

A: No thank you, I already got one.

Q: How do you make a holy bartender?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: With a shotgun!

Q: Can I borrow some one's shotgun?

 

[Scde2]

A: Holy shit!

Q: Do you see it? The holy shit over there?

 

[Lust]

A: Holy Fuck!

Q: Who wants a shotgun?

 

[MachoFern]

A:I call shotgun

B:If a nuclear explosion occurs at Chernobyl and no one is around to receive the radiation sickness does it really create a mushroom cloud?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Chernobyl took the lolrus' bucket!

Q: What's better: Chernobyl or Chernobog?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I think you spelled "Chernobyl" wrong.

Q: Did you? I think, yes, you did.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Oh go live in Kyshtym.

Q: Oh! What?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: That wasn't a question. Also, brilliant show of editing your post to make me look like the jackass. Really. I couldn't have done it any better myself.

Q: Ketchup or mustard?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Ketchup. Also, you're welcome. I learned my trollery from you.

Q: Is trollery a real word?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No. And that was sarcasm, you *censored* ************.

Q: What could I have said during the bleep?

 

[Scde2]

A: Emo.

Q: Who wants a hug?