Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: He'll believe it!

Q: What will YOU do about it?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: If I can? End him. That series has gone on far too long.

Q: How do you deal with filler?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: By not watching.

Q: Why do the good die young?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Because jerks suck the life energy from them to live longer.

Q: Do you really want to live forever, forever, forever?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It's not a matter of choice, I can't die.

Q: What will you do to the drunken sailor?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Throw him a longboat till he's sober.

Q: Whats your favourite form of torture?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: The Twilight/Justin Beiber mixture.

Q: Wanna check if it works on you?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I prefer not to, I might kill them and there'd be no more of that torture for anyone.

Q: We don't want that, do we?

 

[whittaker]

A: Yes. Some things should simply not be allowed to exist.

Q: After a hard day's work, I deserve some coffee, right?

 

[whittaker]

A: Yes. Some things should not bee allowed to exist.

Q: After a hard day's work, surely I deserve some coffee?

Wow, self-ninjad!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Buy me dinner first.

Q: Where have all the young boys gone?

 

[whittaker]

A: 4chan, last time I checked. Although that was some time ago...

Q: Who is anon?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: He doesn't matter anymore.
He was taken care of.

Q: Where is the border between life and death?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Down the hall and to the left.

Q: How is a raven like a desk?

 

[whittaker]

A/Q: They both don't care what they swallow?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Not even close.

Q: Why me?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A/Q: Why the hell not?

 

[whittaker]

A: Because the change has begun.

Q: Change is good?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, that's what Sheogorath said.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of the moon?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Negligible: it isn't in the air.

Q: What's faster: light or space?