Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Touch a bug zapper. If The Sims has taught me anything, electrocuting yourself will instantly refill your Energy bar at the cost of your Comfort bar.

Q: Should I include a "Don't try this at home" disclaimer to this post?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Yes.

Q: Doesn't that sound dangerous?

 

[Malgorath]

A: Act first. Answer questions later.

Q: Why must everyone stare?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: To look away is beyond human capability.

Q: Why must you drive humans mad?

 

[Malgorath]

A: ...It's fun.

Q: Besides, how else will I, yet again rule the world?

 

[War Penguin]

A: You could just kill a large percentage of them and have the rest obey you in fear.
That's my plan YOU HEARD NOTHING!!!

Q: Now, what did you just hear?

 

[Malgorath]

A: Sorry I wasn't listening. Some cultists were sacrificing something.

Q: Do you think that you will be driven mad?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I've always been mad.

Q: What?

 

[trust Milo]

A: Damn straight

Q: Sorry?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, Parcheesi. Good grief, at least learn the name of the game.

Q: Did you just lose The Game?

 

[diddykonger]

A: yes, I just lost against of 2yr old playing monopoly

Q: If god created Jesus, then who created God? for a matter fact who created the god our God and so forth?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: The infinite has no start. Duh.

Q: Why did you think that something infinite had a start?

 

[SteakHeart]

A: No freaking clue!

Q: How much more awesome can I get?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: You are nothing compared to Souplex.

Q: Do you know who he is?

 

[SteakHeart]

A: Maybe.

Q: ADgqafbpnnqefgbnwegpojn?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Souplex.

Q: Doesn't Souplex pwn stuff?

 

[SteakHeart]

A: Maybe.

Q: Do I pwn stuff?

 

[Robert632]

A:Like a horse on meth

Q: Why did I put a horse on meth?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: You had too much.

Q: Why did you have so much meth?

 

[diddykonger]

A: so he can sell it Keith Richards?

Q: Why do the police get flack when they try to do their jobs when there is riot by the media and "civil liberty" organizations?