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[Heart of Darkness]

A: As the Chessmaster, to anything that I do not know I casually deny its ability to exist. So I know everything. *deletes anime from existence*

Q: Did I just get rid of a hundred years' worth of world cartoons and culture, perhaps more?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: *Checks the internet*
No, anime's still there.
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Q: What was I gonna say again?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Purge the unclean I think.

Q: But what if they take a shower?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I think spirituality isn't something that can be cleaned with Dove soap and boiling water.

Q: That's what Pinesol's for, isn't it?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: That and the mist from a mountain stream (NOT DEW! DEAR GOD NOT DEW!)

Q: Where can I still get New coke?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: In the seventies.

Q: How dead is disco?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: It's stayin alive.

Q: Is it hiding under the guise of Black metal?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Dead as dead can be.
A: Never!

Q: Problem?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: SOLUTION!

Q: SCIENCE!!?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Yes.

Q: What is knowing?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The ability to walk away and save a few brain cells.

Q: What is love?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: That music video. You know what I'm talking about.

Q: What is a brain cell?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Something small and insignificant by itself, but in large numbers accounts for 99% of human stupidity.

Q: What percentage of statistics are made up on the spot, and how much higher does the average go up when people keep using this joke?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: A thousand million zillion percent.

Q: Is that even a number?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Thousand == true; million == true; zillion == false. You're two out of three. Dropping the false number, that comes to be a billion percent.

Q: What time is it?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Time for the Riders to step up their game!!
Q: Want something fancy and shiney?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, thanks. I already have your virginity.

Q: Oh, snap?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: I guess.

Q: Flying machine?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Fantastic Contraption.

Q: It's an annoying game, isn't it?

 

[Scde2]

A: Impossibru!

Q: Impossiblay?