Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nope. I'm an Escapist disguising myself as a troll disguising myself as an Escapist disguising myself [...] as a troll.

Q: Why do you think I'm ultimately a troll first?

 

[Drexlore]

A: Because that cat told me you were a troll.

Q: Should I trust cats that talk?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: They have very intellectual conversations, so yes.

Q: Why shouldn't you trust a talking cat?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because cats are evil, sadistic creatures who would sell you into slavery for a salmon dinner.

Q: Is the salmon really that good?

 

[JLML]

A: Of course it is, or else we wouldn't sell you to slavery for you.

Q: What could possibly be worth enough to not sell for salmon dinner???

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Two salmon dinners.

Q: Are you amazed by my cleverness?

 

[JLML]

A: Hmm... No, because that's what I buy. I was wondering what I wouldn't sell. And before you start saying I could own 2 salmon dinners, you're wrong. Because I would've eaten them.

Q: So, I ask again... What could possibly be worth enough to not sell for salmon dinner(s)???

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Again, it does not make sense to sell more salmon dinners for less salmon dinners. APPARENTLY CATS ARE BAD AT CRITICAL READING SKILLS, TOO, SO I SAY A GOOD EDUCATION ISN'T ENOUGH TO SELL FOR SALMON DINNER(S).

Q: Why did I suddenly slip into troll mode?

 

[JLML]

A: Because it can be sold for a salmon dinner of course.

Q: Can I have it?

 

[Drexlore]

A: No! You must first do a trick to get it!

Q: Can you do a trick to get it?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: I can, but I will not.

Q: Why would you demand such a thing?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: BECAUSE DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS.

Q: THIS IS NOT DEBATABLE. YOU WILL NOT GET ANOTHER SILLY QUESTION TO DEBATE THIS MATTER FURTHER, THUS STONEWALLING THIS CONVERSATION TO END HERE.

 

[JLML]

A: BECAUSE DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS.

Q: THIS IS NOT DEBATABLE. YOU WILL NOT GET ANOTHER SILLY QUESTION TO DEBATE THIS MATTER FURTHER, THUS STONEWALLING THIS CONVERSATION TO END HERE. (?)

A: No, the conversation won't end here...

Q: Is it justified to edit a quote to keep the thread alive?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No.

Q: Why are you content with editing my posts?

 

[JLML]

A: Because I'm completely free of (moral and others) values and virtues.

Q: Why do you insist on pretending to be something you're not?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: For teh lulz, doi.

Q: Do you want to punch some people on this site in the face?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: Why would I want that?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because some people deserve a punch in the face, and it can be very cathartic for you.

Q: Why did you think I wanted to punch you in the face?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: You did?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH!

Q: Why are you putting words in my mouth?