"Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"

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Cyanin

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Plastic Muscles said:
Cyanin said:
When i had short hair. But when i grew my hair into an afro, a la:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs167.snc1/6255_1150993346012_1562970303_30537391_1951627_n.jpg
That is probably some of the best hair in the world.

OT: Never had something like this happen or anything strange, yet I have only been to one concert.
Thank you kindly dude. You have no idea how long it took to grow. I miss it like a child. =P
 

Cornish

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Action > Reaction.

If it happens to me I'd grab their hand or what ever and turn, till it can't turn any more and then try to turn it some more. People generally get the message. I hate being touched.
 

esliang

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Arkhangelsk said:
esliang said:
Some people started having sex behind me at a concert once. And during a Guster show some idiot and a random girl he just met started grinding like the 3 square feet around them was their own personal nightclub. I almost went between them just to creep them out enough to stop.
Pardon my incompetence, but... how do you have sex during a concert?
Liquid courage, probably. But then again I don't think there's a logical answer to your question.
 

Arkhangelsk

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esliang said:
Arkhangelsk said:
esliang said:
Some people started having sex behind me at a concert once. And during a Guster show some idiot and a random girl he just met started grinding like the 3 square feet around them was their own personal nightclub. I almost went between them just to creep them out enough to stop.
Pardon my incompetence, but... how do you have sex during a concert?
Liquid courage, probably. But then again I don't think there's a logical answer to your question.
What kind of fucked up position were they in? I can't imagine them lying down, with all the people that would be stomping on them. o_O (No, I'm not a perv, I'm just confused on how you possibly can do it on a concert)
 

Blackjack 222

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MOSH PITS HURT.

That is all...
Ain't it the truth... went home one night with 3 shoe prints on my back, multiple bruises on my arm, and the massive realization i needed to work on my balance.
 

Mjolnir36

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I went to a Christian music concert once with my church group. WORST DAY EVER, I had to bathe in goats blood to wash the Jesus off me.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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All the concerts I've been to were badass. Rolling Stones, front and center. Toadies I could have jumped onto the stage. KISS (bad band, great show), my dad got free tickets that were crappy, snuck into a better area where nobody was sitting, essentially front center. Dweezle Zappa, within 10 feet of him. Dropkick Murphys (best so far)- me, a fireman, my dad (also a fireman), my best friend and my shitfaced drunk brother taking on about 25 people for about two and a half hours hours fighting.

There was a midget at the Murphy's concert who kicked the ass of this really big, like six foot three-hundred pound dude. It was great. I actually wrote a song about how badass that guy was.

Anyway, my concert experiences have all been great.

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Oh, at one point I tried to get out of the pit cause I was about to collapse. This guy on the edge threw me back in. I charged behind him, punched him in his back, shoved him in, and leaned on a person he was with and rested until I had caught my breath.
 

thatonekid

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Some dumbasses dropped a guy that was crowd surfing on me, which pissed off both me and the guy that got dropped
 

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Mjolnir36 said:
I went to a Christian music concert once with my church group. WORST DAY EVER, I had to bathe in goats blood to wash the Jesus off me.
Just to let you know, I fell on the floor laughing when i read this
 

Blackjack 222

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Mjolnir36 said:
I went to a Christian music concert once with my church group. WORST DAY EVER, I had to bathe in goats blood to wash the Jesus off me.
You sir need to wash my keyboard for causing me to spit beer all over it
 

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Mjolnir36 said:
I went to a Christian music concert once with my church group. WORST DAY EVER, I had to bathe in goats blood to wash the Jesus off me.
yeah christian music excuse me i need to vomit
 

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The bassist from Bolt Thrower beaned me in the head with her bass while I was up on stage, I imagine it was accidental, I had just climbed up and was just getting up from all fours so my head was at about the right hight for an accidental knock...either that or she just thought it'd be funny...

That's the best I've got I'm afraid
 

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I once pretty much got violated by a cute girl called Sarah at a Shirley Bassey concert, I'm not kidding Shirley fucking Bassey attracts some really rampant women.

Luckily I'm a guy so it didn't bother me to much in the long run, although I'll admit it I didn't turn all smooth operator, I just froze up in shock because she came out of know where.

Shanannara said:
I'm really curvy, so I often get guys grabbing or stroking my waist and hips. Its more funny than uncomfortable because I'm not sure what they're expecting to find.
I do that, because I'm French and one of those camp touchy feely types, it'd be a dream if you curvy girls dished toys from my childhood whenever I stroked your hips.

*grope grope*
Limited edition Ultra Magnus transformers toy line!
YAY!
 

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rokkolpo said:
ninonybox360 said:
rokkolpo said:
i got in a mosh pit....and i fell.

i thought i was gonna die.
OH GOD ARE YOU OK
i am now...but i broke my left arm and my clothes were shredded. leather boots hurt...alot!
Wow, major sympathy from me. Being stepped on like an ant would just hurt. How did you survive, did you crawl out? I saw one mega awesome guy that instantly lifted a kid off the ground when he fell in a mosh, it was instant too.

Glad to hear you survived anyway.
 

Vanguard_Ex

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I had one guy shove his hand down the front of my pants once which was rather unpleasant
UGH. I hate behaviour like that, I really do. Particularly for reasons involving my girlfriend. Some guys are just pure scum.

OT: I had a fat guy once yank my hood and nearly choke me. It was after 5 minutes of looking at me weirdly he finally explained I looked like someone he knew.
But generally I've found the atmosphere at gigs to be friendly and pleasant...then again they have been Ska and Pop Punk, so...
 

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I've been at a concert and had people squeezing my arse, guess some people go to them to touch people up, and others come to crush people in mosh pits. I was pretty annoyed at myself but I dunno what I could do, it happened a couple of times but I couldn't tell who it was and I was with my girlfriend who was oblivious to it.. I guess it was better to ignore it out of embarassment. It must be much worse for a girl.

I did do a good job of protecting my girlfriend from the pushes of the crowd though, except when someone in front stood on her foot with heels on... who the fuck goes with heels on. I seriously hate people, crowds and being knocked by people, I was reluctant to go and I knew I wouldn't like the music anyway (We Are Scientists, who the fuck are they), but somethings you gotta do.
 

Aaron Kuehmichel

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At a Rolling Stones concert in Saint Paul, I was next to two drunk college girls who kept screaming 'CHARLIE WATTS!!!' throughout the entire show. ALMOST ruined it for me.