"Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"
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Nope. I don't put up with that shit.
I was in Killarney, Ireland last fall on a Bank Holiday and something similar happened to me and my friends.
The town that weekend it seemed was about 1 woman for every 8 or 10 men. Needless to say, myself and my three female companions had a time of it, especially since 2 of the girls I was with were alcoholics and wanted to frequent every sausage bar in town. And, they all were.
I went to hunt down my my blacked out companions hungover and pissed off from the night before in Dublin, and found them at the only club in the village.
To make a very long story short, some guy grabbed my ass in the crowded club by the bar. I proceeded to grab, or rather, choke him by the neck, while threatening to punch him in the face with my left. Him and his friend were of course taken aback because the majority of the time people deal with it. They apologized. I will hurt somebody.
Don't deal with it.
I know you can't slap a girl, but you can sure as hell make her cry. No one has the right to touch you inappropriately no matter your gender. Fuck that.
I was in Killarney, Ireland last fall on a Bank Holiday and something similar happened to me and my friends.
The town that weekend it seemed was about 1 woman for every 8 or 10 men. Needless to say, myself and my three female companions had a time of it, especially since 2 of the girls I was with were alcoholics and wanted to frequent every sausage bar in town. And, they all were.
I went to hunt down my my blacked out companions hungover and pissed off from the night before in Dublin, and found them at the only club in the village.
To make a very long story short, some guy grabbed my ass in the crowded club by the bar. I proceeded to grab, or rather, choke him by the neck, while threatening to punch him in the face with my left. Him and his friend were of course taken aback because the majority of the time people deal with it. They apologized. I will hurt somebody.
Don't deal with it.
I know you can't slap a girl, but you can sure as hell make her cry. No one has the right to touch you inappropriately no matter your gender. Fuck that.
Worst thing that's ever happened to me at a concert was nearly going deaf.
About half way through, I turned to my friends and said:
"WANNA GO PLAY CARDS?"
We did.
About half way through, I turned to my friends and said:
"WANNA GO PLAY CARDS?"
We did.
Stroking a curvy girls waist with the right hand and going "pew pew" with an ultra magnus toy in the left hand?, thats not crazy, its exquisite!FallenJellyDoughnut said:ColdStorage said:
You crazy frenchmen!
Some random woman once grabbed my junk in a crowd, with her husband right in front of her. It was a local sports, music festival thingy. Liquor, it turns whores into ultra whores.
Remember, you're only hideous to a sober person. (just checked your profile, your not hideous, you look like a young Tom Cruise)Disaster Button said:
Same. A crowd surfer once landed on me, I didn't see him cos he was surfing from the back, which is a tad unusual. It hurt more than I thought it would and as he fell on the floor I saw that he was a fat half-naked guy who probably weighed a good 18 stone. Ouchlink141 said:
i was at download last week and a fat old woman infront of me just pulled down her pants and pissed. it then ran toward my feet; bad times.
Someone tried to to put there hands in your pantsJanatUrlich said:
Some people really are bloody desperate. In a they're almost rapists way, not because... Anyway. I went to see Kaiser Chiefs a while ago and me and my mate Sam stood in an open spot. Cue this women coming up to us, telling us it is her spot. I argue with her, she almost punches me in the face. Her husband drags her away shouting sorry, and then says to her "Why do you ruin everything all the time?" I like to think he divorced that crazy *****. Not that I am vengeful or anything.
There was also a bizarre incident at when I was at Reading Festival last year. There was a pair of twins and their mate, one guy one girl. The mate was shouting at everyone walking past to squeeze the ass of the most attractive twin. Apparently they were competing with each other, seemed like a good idea on ecstasy. I didn't help the competition, since I cheated. Although that wasn't a bad thing. IT was just a bit weird. Festivals are like that though.
I'm not sure how old this post is and you probably don't appreciate getting a random message in your inbox because I quoted you, but this just made my day.Disaster Button said:I can see whybubba145 said:
Terrifying.
No problem, its only a few days old anyway, I'm always nice to make people's day.Geo Da Sponge said:I'm not sure how old this post is and you probably don't appreciate getting a random message in your inbox because I quoted you, but this just made my day.Disaster Button said:I can see whybubba145 said:
Terrifying.
I have had assholes grab my tits/ass or "accidentally" so they say brush up against my tits/ass. A quick attitude adjustment at times is in order depending on the situation. IF you are my bf/ close buddy fine but a perfect stranger? Please dont grab unless you want knocked out