"Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"

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Disaster Button said:
Redlin5 said:
rokkolpo said:
i got in a mosh pit....and i fell.

i thought i was gonna die.
You are a lucky soul to walk away from that.

OT: I haven't had an experience like yours but once I got smacked in the back of the head extremely hard. It wasn't even near the mosh pit and I didn't expect it. Had a splitting migraine for the rest of the concert.
How fitting that I saw your avatar as soon as this song came on.


Coincidence? I think not.
I can manipulate time and space my friend, you are right in thinking it wasn't a coincidence!
 

Disaster Button

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Disaster Button said:
The other day I was at a concert and over the course of the last 3-4 hours or so, there were a bunch of girls behind me who kept touching my hair (something that's a bit of a beserk button for me) and grabbing my ass and other really great things like that. Then there was a 36 year old guy next to me, who I'm pretty sure had 2 wives or girlfriends or a really odd relationship with his daughter. Near the end of the concert, this guy grabbed my hand dragged it across his crotch. Yeah. I'm not sure if he knew it was me, but it was uncomfortable.

After being thoroughly sexually assaulted for about 3 hours, which is not all that fun, the concert was over and I was almost home. This was the point when I realised that I was aroused really, really angry. Not so much at the people there but at myself for putting up with all that for so long without saying anything, which is something I always thought I wouldn't do.

I was wondering whether my fellow Esacplians have ever endured anything.. unpleasent at a concert, and what was it? And if any of you have ever gone against, or acted differently to, a belief you held about yourself like I did, and what you wish you had said in that situation which probably would have ended it, or at least made you feel better. Mine is the title.

Teehee, accidental Bioshock references.




I don't believe you. :(
Okay.

NoblePhilistineFox said:
Disaster Button said:
Esacplians
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OT: thats the problem with the mosh pit, really crazy sh*t happens
but stuff like that has never happened to me at a concert.

something like that somwhat happened to me at school though.
the substitue teacher was hitting on me, and thats not even the creepy part.
the creepy part is: IM A F*CKING 17 YEAR OLD BOY!!!!!!!!
f*cking perv, now I see why girls dont like getting hit on by creepy old guys.
Im glad hes in prison now though ^_^
I couldn't think of a word to describe people here, so I made my own.
 

enigmaticchaos

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A girl grabbed my ass in high school as a dare. But she surprised me, I ended up turning and booting her in the shin so hard that she had a massive bruise. I felt quite guilty, but she was really appologetic, saying that she hadn't really wanted to play dares anyway.
 

AMMO Kid

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I went to a Christian concert once...so no, I have never been mistreated at a concert.
 

Raesvelg

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Nope. Then again, I'm about 6'3" and 250lb, and while I have a bit of a gut, I'm not carrying much extra weight besides that.

I get called "Sir" a lot.
 

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Disaster Button said:
The other day I was at a concert and over the course of the last 3-4 hours or so, there were a bunch of girls behind me who kept touching my hair (something that's a bit of a beserk button for me) and grabbing my ass and other really great things like that. Then there was a 36 year old guy next to me, who I'm pretty sure had 2 wives or girlfriends or a really odd relationship with his daughter. Near the end of the concert, this guy grabbed my hand dragged it across his crotch. Yeah. I'm not sure if he knew it was me, but it was uncomfortable.

After being thoroughly sexually assaulted for about 3 hours, which is not all that fun, the concert was over and I was almost home. This was the point when I realised that I was aroused really, really angry. Not so much at the people there but at myself for putting up with all that for so long without saying anything, which is something I always thought I wouldn't do.

I was wondering whether my fellow Esacplians have ever endured anything.. unpleasent at a concert, and what was it? And if any of you have ever gone against, or acted differently to, a belief you held about yourself like I did, and what you wish you had said in that situation which probably would have ended it, or at least made you feel better. Mine is the title.

Teehee, accidental Bioshock references.
IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO HIS OWN BODY?
NO SAYS THE TEENAGE GIRLS, WE CLAIM THE ASS
NO SAYS THE 36 YEAR OLD MAN, WE CLAIM HIS HAND FOR OUR NUTSACK
NO SAYS THE REST OF THE CONCERT GOERS, WE SHALL NOW TOUSLE YOUR HAIR.
I, REJECTED those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose to go...TO THE ESCAPIST!
That was brilliantly worded, my good sir.



OT: Well this has never happened to me, but once my friend who is a girl were at a Metallica concert, and one guy tried to grab her arse, but she got so startled when he did that she hit the guy in the face. His nose bled, it was awesome.
 

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i was at a concert once...i got groaped...it was funny tho someone grabbed my dick. im not going to blame anyone tho because i was croud surfing whuch was fun....i wqas looking down and there is my sister just looking up at me like...WTF your 3 feet above my head (BTW she did not grab me i was grabbed then a few secs later i saw her so i was like...LOL that was fun)
 

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Pariah87 said:
link141 said:
I was once hit in the back of the head,and nearly crushed by a huge fat guy.
If that was me I do apologise, but if you little 'uns will stand in my way theres not much I can do about it.

Fortunately I'm physically repellent enough to not worry about groping of any kind. One night at a local gay bar though I walked past a group consisting of two guys and a girl and my arse was grabbed. I really hope it was the girl.
can I ask why were you in a gay bar? I'm just curious

not me but my sister went to a hollywood undead concert and she had her shirt pulled down from a guy behind her she turned around and decked the guy and someone she made friends with picked up the guy and threw him backwards
 

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Gudrests said:
i was at a concert once...i got groaped...it was funny tho someone grabbed my dick. im not going to blame anyone tho because i was croud surfing whuch was fun....i wqas looking down and there is my sister just looking up at me
90% of people reading this read nothing past this part lol
 

Natdaprat

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I remember a tactic me and my friends would do when we was close to the front. Instead of squeezing past, we'd pick smaller people up and send them backwards crowd surfing against their will. It's hilarious.
 
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Ok, you know those Monster energy drinks?

Well, I was at Warped Tour listening to some band I had never heard of, when one of those came raining down from the sky and hit me square in the face. Oh, and did I mention it wasn't opened? I picked it up, saw blood, and noticed that my nose and upper lip was bleeding...

But, at least I got a free drink. I was thirsty.

As for getting groped, I don't think that has have ever happened to me.
 

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I have had two bad moments at a concert the first was some douch harrassing my GF(I think he was trying to hit on her) and then he molested her. The second was getting kicked out of the concert for going ape shit on him. I shatter all the bones in his arm gave him 3 cracked ribs and a broken rib aswell. and I got off with self defence or defence of others (if that exists) or something either way I got off scott free legal wise but I missed an epic concert :(
 

Freeze_L

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what you should have done is this:
lean over and whisper into the guy's ear and tell him "if you ever do that again to any one you wont have to worry about missing the bowl ever again" squeeze hard and then proceed to give him a hard thump in the area, leave. yes your show has been ruined but that happened when he sexually assaulted you.
The women are most likely high so a nice conversation should stop that if you act buddy buddy, and ask them to not touch you because you have boundary issues. if they persist freak out and tell them it reminds you of being assaulted as a child, if they continue after this, high or not, you need to hurt them. This is done best by grabbing the head of the groups hair, and bringing her, by the hair, towards you and down sharply into your knee or the chair. they will then scatter or one of them will move at you, this would take some practice to block normally, however you being smart should cheat try to catch the arm and pull here towards you sharply and with your other hand grab her hair and then quickly let go of her arm move your hand to her neck and drive her down to the ground. Careful how hard you do this you want a concussion not death.
think this is extreme? you told them they reminded you of being molested, lie or not, this makes the super douches and deserving of much more.

Your concert was ruined by this and you let them get away with sexual assault. there was no reason to tolerate it and the went to far, if you did not snap at them or felt vulnerable i would suggest some self defense classes, not theme classes, but real self defense from the basics.
 

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Concerts can get pretty fucking crazy, and most people are either too drunk or just dont care enough/too much euphoria to do anything.

I mean, I was at a Queens of the Stone Age concert- before playing "Make it Wit Chu" Josh Homme said: "ok ok ok, so this next song is about fucking, so if you see anyone getting into the mood or fuckin each other just give em some space..."
And at least one couple listened, girl went down on the guy, getting on the floor pretty raunchy.

With the alcohol and the energy, I think people are more inclined than ever to suggestion etc
 

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Raesvelg said:
Nope. Then again, I'm about 6'3" and 250lb, and while I have a bit of a gut, I'm not carrying much extra weight besides that.

I get called "Sir" a lot.
6'3 or 6'2.5 and weight 280 but am younger, i get a lot of pepole wanting to pick fights because i am big and happy. hmm this gives me hope that as i age i wont have deal with this shit as often, its funny if your small you get picked on and if your big small(in every sense of the word) pepole pick fights with you.
 

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lostzombies.com said:
Gudrests said:
i was at a concert once...i got groaped...it was funny tho someone grabbed my dick. im not going to blame anyone tho because i was croud surfing whuch was fun....i wqas looking down and there is my sister just looking up at me
90% of people reading this read nothing past this part lol
sometimes its just funnier that way...eiter way it was fun..logically she couldnt of done it tho..she's like 2foot and well...everyone there was taller than me an im 6 foot...soo yeah....but YEAHH..
 

fluffybunny937

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School dance. Some guy(who's openly homosexual), not realizing I was there with a girl, just started humping on me. I was like "What the Hell??!!!?!!?" and he was like "Sorry I got carried away" (Just because I went as a pirate, by the way it was the Halloween school dance, doesn't mean I'm a butt pirate). It was just weird. I don't discriminate against gay people, but some gay dude just starting to hump a random guy doesn't help fight unfair stereotypes.