You answer the door to a creeper, whats your first reaction?

[TAGM]

Well, let's see:
1) AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
2) Close door.
3) Go into back garden
4) Get over fence into next door's back garden.
5) Go through house into next door's front door, without getting caught.
5b) If caught, explain self, then continue.
6) Lead creaper away from house.
7) Lead creaper away from general civalisation.
8) Lead creaper into nearby woods.
9) Try to kill it without it blowing up.
9b) If it blows up, try and live through it.
9c) If it dies by my hand, collect spoils.
10) Dig pit in lawn, to help in future.
11) Continue with life.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

I'd sit down on the floor and refuse to make spurious threads. Because I'm cool like that.

 

[Seagoon]

Grab a pickaxe, dig my way out of my house then dig a two mile hole into the ground to cry in

 

[Doc Incognito]

I would question why I opened the door when my door is made of glass.

 

[Ace of Spades]

"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?" and then close the door.

 

[moose_man]

Sparta kick in both Minecraft and IRL.

 

[Alphakirby]

Have you played 1.3? Logs seem to burn up really quickly now, which means I can't stand and look out upon the remnants of a fire-stricken forest any more, because all the trees disappear...

Well you could just go to the Nether and gather a lot of Netherrack and if you don't die by ghasts,you can make pwetty fire everywhere,I used it in a rollercoaster for cosmetic purposes,it looks nice for a ride about literally going to Hell. (Though you have to get out of the minecart at the end or the game crashes and costs you whatever you were holding at the time T.T)

 

[Arnoxthe1]

Well, obviously I'd say hello and shake his hand.

 

[Angus565]

In real life I would attempt a flying tackle.
Because I would rather die exploding then having to pay/clean up the mess left over.

In minecraft I run, usually while saying something along the lines of:
"OH SHIT! OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!"
then assuming I've made it to what a assume is a safe distance, I stab him. A LOT.
until he's dead. Then I destroy the blocks he died on with fire.

 

[TheTim]

put it right to sleep with my fist.

 

[Poofs]

just laugh as i watch my intestines fly across the room

 

[PowerC]

Move to a better neighborhood lol

 

[superbatranger]

A creeper? At my front door? First off, how did he get past the gate? Secondly, how am I going to explain this to my grandma?

 

[Wharrgarble]

"...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU-"

Then probably just let it blow me up. I wasn't gonna get away from it fast enough anyway. :

 

[SH4DOWSL4Y3R]

SSSSSSSSS................ Oh no, not this dick again................ BOOM!!!! i think that about sums it up.

 

[Haydyn]

"Stop masturbating outside my window!"

 

[TehCookie]

My reaction:

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

"Well, shit."

 

[holy_secret]

So what's a creeper?
*Googles it*
Oh.
I'd ask it nicely to please not take my home like it did my five hours in the game.