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[Goofguy]

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In that case, I'll punch Lou Ferrigno anyway, just to spite you. He's not that incredible after all.

 

[Mid Boss]

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In that case, I'll punch Lou Ferrigno anyway, just to spite you. He's not that incredible after all.

Pfft I'm running with my idea. Going after celebrities while dressed up as the nemesis from whatever video game, movie, or whatever they're known for.

 

[Stu35]

I'd go out in the street and pick a fight. That's right, with my newfound powers I become an asshole and scourge upon mankind.

pfft... Some of us do that anyway after a couple of pints.

ahem, and by 'some of us' I of course mean, some dickheads who totally aren't me in Leeds last friday night...


As for me,

Four Simple Words: Human Rocket to Mars.

After all, without any pain, or my body suffering the effects of a lack of oxygen, zero gravity - and therefore, by logical conclusion - a lack of food and water, I am able to get myself to that planet using the cheapest methods possible.

Might need to get several kindles, MP3 players and other portable entertainment nick-nacks for the months sat hurtling through space with nowt else to do mind...

 

[ElPatron]

Are you kidding? They could hold you down and handcuff you? Or did the ability to not feel pain make you able to outrun police cars?

Have you ever tried to handcuff someone? There are two ways. First is by cooperation, second is [airquotes] forcing the other person to cooperate [/airquotes].

If nerves can't be physically damaged and your bones can't be broken, you can just refuse to put your hands together. Nobody will be able to twist your arms.

This implies you let yourself be cornered, which honestly isn't the plan.

I never said anything about cars (they can take up to 4 minutes to arrive unless they keep a vehicle patrollin' Downing Street). You can't outrun a car (although the lack of physical damage would give you a higher endurance) but you don't need to. London is a city, you can't just step on the pedal and let the engine do the rest.

You have more maneuverability than a car. Get in one way streets, climb the sidewalks with cars parked, etc. There are places with bars to prevent cars from entering.

Or better yet, just learn parkour. Cars can't climb buildings.

 

[Nemesis729]

Are you kidding? They could hold you down and handcuff you? Or did the ability to not feel pain make you able to outrun police cars?

Have you ever tried to handcuff someone? There are two ways. First is by cooperation, second is [airquotes] forcing the other person to cooperate [/airquotes].

If nerves can't be physically damaged and your bones can't be broken, you can just refuse to put your hands together. Nobody will be able to twist your arms.

This implies you let yourself be cornered, which honestly isn't the plan.

I never said anything about cars (they can take up to 4 minutes to arrive unless they keep a vehicle patrollin' Downing Street). You can't outrun a car (although the lack of physical damage would give you a higher endurance) but you don't need to. London is a city, you can't just step on the pedal and let the engine do the rest.

You have more maneuverability than a car. Get in one way streets, climb the sidewalks with cars parked, etc. There are places with bars to prevent cars from entering.

Or better yet, just learn parkour. Cars can't climb buildings.

Sorry man but I really don't think you would get away with assaulting a politician, even if you get away initially they'll probably track you down, unless you wear a mask I guess. I dunno, I still think two officers would be able too arrest one guy, even if he can't feel pain.

 

[geK0]

I'd probably take up some fashion of vigilante justice; no spandex though.

 

[Legendairy314]

Become a mercenary of epic proportions. I would end wars for breakfast, save thousands for lunch, and assassinate terrorist leaders for dinner. I'd do that for about a year and then live out the rest of my days as a part time super hero who invested heavily in the gaming industry and had installed a secret room that doubles as an armory/game room. Just the obvious stuff really.

 

[Darren716]

I would probably take a fall on an highway, pretend to be injured and take the insurance money

 

[dalek sec]

Say it with me people....

"Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!"

I shall reap a bounty of skulls for Khorne the likes of which you have never seen!

OT: Other wise I think I'll just what everyone else has done so far, do insane stunts, battles and things they would never do otherwise.

 

[ElPatron]

Sorry man but I really don't think you would get away with assaulting a politician, even if you get away initially they'll probably track you down, unless you wear a mask I guess.

Yeah, I forgot I am not living in a police state. [/sarcasm]

Seriously, a face is not a fingerprint or a DNA sample. You can bleach your hair in a gas station restroom, men can grow a beard, shave your hair, wigs, etc etc.

Anyway, I forgot about CCTV. I have no idea about the density of the surveillance network because I've only been to London once. You can wear a ball cap and shades and you're pretty much covered.

I dunno, I still think two officers would be able too arrest one guy, even if he can't feel pain.

Yeah, no.

Stretch out your arms and ask two people to put them together behind your back. You'll be able to resist at first but then you'll give in to pain. You can always twist someone's arm, but not if that person is completely invulnerable to damage.

Remember that Rodney King guy? There were 5 officers at the scene, they told him to get down on the ground.

"Koon then ordered the four other LAPD officers at the scene, Briseno, Powell, Solano, and Wind, to subdue and handcuff King using a technique called a "swarm." This involves multiple officers grabbing a suspect with empty hands, in order to quickly overcome potential resistance. As the officers attempted to restrain King, King resisted, standing to remove Officers Powell and Briseno from his back." - wikipedia


Also, if there are only two police officers you can easily fight them with your invulnerability. But running away is the best option.

 

[Wafflepunk]

I would become a boxer, taking the Homer Simpson route. Once I had an obscenely large amount of money, I would buy a small army and take over Cuba. After building a large, intimidating, not-compensating-for-anything tower, I would reveal my powers to the world and work my way into full-scale supervillainy. You know, blowing up the moon, stealing the oceans, the kind of thing that has absolutely no benefit for me. I don't care, I'm just in it for fun.

Yes, I have thought about this before. More than I would care to admit.

By the way, no offense to Hard-Man, but I think my name's better.

 

[Techno Squidgy]

I'm sorry, but can you think of a better name for an invincible super hero than Hard-Man?

Well, how about Pincushion or Fragile-man or something? They can try to hurt you, but you'd be the one doing the mocking. "Seriously, you can't even hurt me? How pathetic is that?"

And for all you know, the explosive diarrhoea could give me flight to, depending on the force of the bomb.

Well, yes, you could but people will just make fun of you is what I'm saying. I'd rather have my dignity and a superpower, rather than a superpower and tons of humiliation.

If I could fly by propelling myself with explosions from my arse I'd be damn proud! That is a damn achievement!

 

[bigfatcarp93]

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

Except throw you in prison.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

I'm bulletproof--great. As long as I don't succumb to cancer, animal attacks, arrows, knives, automobiles, planes, lakes or falls, I AM INVINCIBLE!

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I'd used my powers for good. That is all.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Bring weapons and stuff with me and charge into every nuclear facility on the planet and blow up all the nukes. That would be incredibly badass and I'd be stopping wars... by killing people...

I don't think nuclear facilities have ready made nukes...

I meant nuclear housing facilities I guess. Just charge in there with a pickaxe and hit a nuke on the nose.

You'd probably spread radiation around that way, but more likely you'd just dent the metal housing and then a whole lot of nothing would happen. You see, it's not because some explosives are sensitive to impact that it's the only way to create an explosion. And in the case of nuclear weapons, you'd be surprised how much effort you'd have to put in to get one to blow up.

P.S: Not to mention that the most effective (read: maximum damage) way to use a nuclear weapon is called an air burst, meaning that the explosion takes place a couple hundred feet before touching the ground (assuming delivery by bomber or ICBM).

Well I don't really want widespread mayhem. I just destroy all nuclear weapons in the world.