You are now an Escapist Moderator

[TimeLord]

I certainly have never seen one post. Are they supposed to, like, stick out? Be visible? I can't tell, because I don't think I've ever seen one.

Some mods are quieter than others when it comes to forum posting but come on! I've made 23 posts in only the last 2 days, and have an active thread going at the moment.

I damn well can't name one.

Now I am sad panda.

 

[Woodsey]

If I've somehow become a moderator then you'd best be more worried about all the pigs that have started flying, and less about what I'd do as a moderator.

You'd have to make a pretty big turnaround to go from being banned three times to moderator.
At least you could say that you've experienced the wrath of your power.

Yeah, as in 9 years-worth of turnaround, according to my mathematical calculations. (I have more infractions than my profile's rap-sheet shows.)

 

[Colour Scientist]

I certainly have never seen one post. Are they supposed to, like, stick out? Be visible? I can't tell, because I don't think I've ever seen one.

Some mods are quieter than others when it comes to forum posting but come on! I've made 23 posts in only the last 2 days, and have an active thread going at the moment.

I damn well can't name one.

Now I am sad panda.

You seem to post less than your pre-mod days though.

Yeah, as in 9 years-worth of turnaround, according to my mathematical calculations. (I have more infractions than my profile's rap-sheet shows.)

How do you get away with it? Who are you giving blow jobs too?

Captcha: head honcho
Which one?

 

[Woodsey]

I certainly have never seen one post. Are they supposed to, like, stick out? Be visible? I can't tell, because I don't think I've ever seen one.

Some mods are quieter than others when it comes to forum posting but come on! I've made 23 posts in only the last 2 days, and have an active thread going at the moment.

I damn well can't name one.

Now I am sad panda.

You seem to post less than your pre-mod days though.

Yeah, as in 9 years-worth of turnaround, according to my mathematical calculations. (I have more infractions than my profile's rap-sheet shows.)

How do you get away with it? Who are you giving blow jobs too?

Captcha: head honcho
Which one?

I've got magic fingers, and I'll say no more.

 

[TimeLord]

You seem to post less than your pre-mod days though.

Yeah that's fair, moderating does take you away from the actual forum posting. But other life events have also cut into my Escapist time too.

 

[The White Hunter]

I would enforce the low content rule with ruthless efficiency and tolerate nothing that did not add to the discussion.

I would also ban trolls on the spot without questioning, if you're obviously trying to fan flames then you don't deserve a second chance as far as I'm concerned.

 

[4RM3D]

Posts: 14955
Joined: 9 Jan 2012

That's like 61 posts each day. Somebody has been busy in the RP forums (me thinks) ^^

OT: I would change everyone's avatar to Justin Bieber... That sounds familiar, somehow.

 

[JLML]

Para, you knew this time would come eventually. . . YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE INTRAWEBZ! YOU KNOW WHY!!!

Also, I would change the site to a Nathan Fillion gif.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Been there, done that, even got the T-Shirt [http://s16.postimage.org/wupcdo8tf/Got_the_T_Shirt.jpg].[footnote]Couldn't get a custom one with 'Banhammer is Ready' unfortunately.[/footnote]

Anyway, if I became a mod then I would probably just do what I did last time: spend most of my free time browsing the report queue and occasionally post something clarifying some piece of moderation. Only thing that's really changed since I left is this new moderation system, which isn't that different anyway from what I understand of it.

But for a more amusing answer... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPwC4HhWqeY]

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Uhh, do the same as I do over on WarCry? That is to say, just moderate like a normal person? You know, keep an eye on the Mod Queue, check out the infractions, do my job when needed and otherwise enjoy a site I like to post on. That sort of stuff.

All the guys saying things to the effect of going mad with power kind of worries me.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Everyone must mention Nicolas Cage 3 times per post or they get perma-banned...

 

[anthony87]

Everyone must mention Nicolas Cage 3 times per post or they get perma-banned...

I'm surprised that's not a rule already. I mean he's the greatest actor of all time.

Evidence:

 

[Brotha Desmond]

I would quit right away. I have better things to do then patrol a site.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Everyone must mention Nicolas Cage 3 times per post or they get perma-banned...

I'm surprised that's not a rule already. I mean he's the greatest actor of all time.

Evidence:

Is it strange that I've watched that video once a day every day for 3 weeks?

Oo that'd be my second moderator rule, though I'm not to sure how I'd enforce it...

 

[Mizu Bozu]

Well I'm brand new to the forums (though I've been watching the videos here for years) So I probably would just try to enforce the rules as they are. Though I'm in college classes so I'm much too busy.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Watch clip from 1.07 onwards. Just replace "galaxy" with "forum"....at least to begin with...

Step One: Forum burns
Step Two: ?????
Step Three: Let the galaxy BURN.



Wait that might be too Tzeentch-y.... too many steps involved for a Khornate plan.

Oh and I totally meant to replace kill with ban too, yep, I'd never suggest harm to my fellow forum posters *glances around to see if anyone is buying it*

 

[Crazy Zaul]

Make every thread a spiderman thread. For a day.

 

[Kyber]

Continue to watch ZP and Unskippable, and once in a while comment on a thread.
In other words, i wouldn't do anything different.