You are now half man, half animal

[Calbeck]

Narwhal... Time to teach those Unicorns whos boss!

SCREW YOU MAN

*charges*

 

[SD-Fiend]

Yeah, something that would let me fly.... like give me gigantic eagle wings or something...

This x1000

Oh no wait...

Yup

jawsome!

 

[natster43]

Either a cat or something that flies, preferably a hawk or bat.

 

[Lambi]

Either a cat or a snake. Both are my favorite animals, so it'd be hard for me to choose.

 

[pendragon177]

You know, can i just be a Zora and be done with it?
*EDIT* wait a second, wtf am i thinking? SPIDER MAN FTW!

Nah, your first answer had it right on. Being a Zora would be kick-ass! Well, only if it included all their abilities even if half of them seem impossible. Underwater breathing? Check! Ability to talk to fish? Check! Use fins as boomerangs? Somehow!! Able to generate an electric barrier around myself? Going for broke!!!

 

[Fursnake]

Horse. Guess which parts I'm taking.

Hopefully the excellent legs which allow for fast running or the superb lungs which allow for extreme stamina...because if you took the horse dick and balls I would bet you would live uncomfortably for the rest of your life and curse gravity while you drag that huge heavy shit around.

 

[SD-Fiend]

half Honduran white wolf bat dragon

 

[Fursnake]

Half Man, Half Platypus.

Why, you ask?

WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

LMAO! You would certainly one up the actual platypus as being one of the oddest living things on the planet hehe.

 

[Fursnake]

I would be half Irish Wolfhound.

 

[AgentBJ09]

Canis Lupis/Grey Wolf

Reasons: Improved sight in dim light and a sharper sense of smell and hearing.

 

[blankedboy]

w00t ima furry

I'm definitely going with Gecko. Geckos kick ass

 

[Death God]

A wolf obviously. That way I could become a perfect werewolf. They could take a little more of my human DNA if needed to, to accomplish it.

Spoiler: You know it would be awesome!

 

[Ultraman950]

Pheonix.
Nobody said it had to be an ACTUAL animal. XD

For real, though, some sort of huge bird of prey.

 

[Cpu46]

Either chameleon skin or wolf senses and eyes.

 

[Murais]

Half man, half hand grenade.


Show me where it says I can't.

 

[WolfEdge]

Well, I'd have to say that, as a Spider-man, I could do what a spider... can. I could spin a web - and that web could be any size - and I could catch bad guys. You know, just like flies.

Also, the swinging and jumping. That'd be sweet.

 

[Mr. Omega]

A phoenix. I'll be immortal! AND have wings and talons! Not the beak, though.

If it has to be real: Rhinoceros Beetle. Strongest animal in the world in proportion to it's size. Take that strength and apply it to a human. Awesome.

 

[Azrael the Cat]

I'll be a human crossed with a...um...what's it called...primate, kind of smart, aggressive....a human! That's it! Human-human.

 

[HT_Black]

Hm...Dolphin, maybe. Sure, it's not exactly on par with a chimera and such, but it's really the only one that springs to mind. On one hand, I'd get dramatically increased lung capacity, built-in SONAR, and enhanced endurance...but on the other, I'd be gray, slippery, and probably acquire a taste for rape and murder.

You know, come to think of it, every animal I can think of has a few noticable drawbacks. Even dragons--the mary sues of the animal kingdom--come with an instinctive lust for gold, exponentially increased agression, a lethal allergy to iron, AND a taste for rape and murder.

...This deal kind of sucks. Can I opt out of this, maybe?