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DarkRyter

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Half Man, Half Velociraptor.

Just go around fuck up peoples shit, cause what can they do? I'm a velociraptor. I love outside the law.
 

HeySeansOnline

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Half Bat, as long as I have my human eyesight. Add in being able to see in the dark through sonar, nice hearing, good smell, and of course kickass wings I could lead a pretty awesome life as a vigilante hero.

Now all I need is a name ... Bat ... person? Guy bat? I'll think of something later.
 

Impluse_101

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Half me...half...Gordon Freeman?

o_O?

-SRS FACE-

I'd be a Half Human/Wolf.
Either that or a lizard.

Or a Kangaroo...they kick people...hard.
 

Ashes2Ashes

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Lambi said:
Either a cat or a snake. Both are my favorite animals, so it'd be hard for me to choose.
Get out of my head!
But Yeah, I think if I had to pick one I would go with cheetah. Being half-snake would be detrimental i think, unfortunately, as cool as they are...
 

Ham_authority95

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A Gorilla or Chimpanzee. They're both strong as hell and they're the closest thing to still being a full human.

Plus, I might still be able to get a girlfriend in that form. A half-human half-Gorilla person might have some sex appeal...
 

Zeromaeus

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Does it have to be a real animal?

Yes:
Bat. Even if I couldn't fly. I'm already up at night. My natural hearing sucks, but my natural sight rocks so hopefully I can get the best of both worlds there.

No:
Screw you all, half dragon! Magic! Breath weapon! MAGIC! Flight! MOTHER FUCKING MAGIC!
 

ace_of_something

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Well flying isn't practical for someone my height and weight I'd need a wingspan of something Lets see a 35 pound condor has a wingspan of 10 feet So.... I'd need like a 76 foot wingspan... if I had hollow bones.

hmmm fuck that.


Some sort of monkey would be my choice. I like the idea of being a good climber... plus I think I'd just look like a hairy person.

CrashBang said:
CalabusDabus said:
Yeah, something that would let me fly.... like give me gigantic eagle wings or something...
This x1000
Oh no wait...
Yup
I just wanna say that I totally knew the people who did the voices of the humans on that show back in the day. Go me!
 

Ham_authority95

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Island said:
Ham_authority95 said:
A Gorilla or Chimpanzee. They're both strong as hell and they're the closest thing to still being a full human.

Plus, I might still be able to get a girlfriend in that form. A half-human half-Gorilla person might have some sex appeal...
being half gorilla would be fine, but chimps have those fucked up asses. i think even if you got a girl as soon as she saw your fucked up chimp ass she would give you the old "lets just be friends" speech. Of course, you would have the strength of like eleven men, and could easily through the ***** to the moon for breaking your monkey heart, so its not all bad.
Eh, no girl I've met has ever payed attention to the ass very much, so I think it would be fine.

Plus, I don't like anal. So there.
 

Denamic

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I'm already a full animal.
But if I were to be fused with some other species, I'd be a lizard, I think.
It'd be nice to be able to regenerate limbs.