You are now half man, half animal

[bulbasaur765]

either half-cat or half-wolf. I like being fast and tails will help me keep balance.

 

[smurf_you]

Part cheetah, I can't run anymore (loooooong story) so to be able to run really fast and jump and stuff would be awesome!!

 

[Zillafan94]

MUTHA FUCKING KOMODO DRAGON MAN!!!!!!

 

[General BrEeZy]

Oooh, can i be Bigfoot!?

 

[willofbob]

hmmm... now that I live on the island of dr. Moreaux, I think I'd have to pick either a crow or an ant. (I'd either be creepy with the ability to fly, or annoying with the ability to walk up walls and lift 10 times my body weight).

 

[Grey_Focks]

But I don't wanna be a furry! I refuse!

I will however, be half starfish. Breath underwater and have the closest thing possible to regenerating health? Sounds like a winner.

 

[Cazza]

Frog

I don't know why. I keep coming to it.

Maybe I want to be frogger.

 

[Kawatoo]

A tiger.I like stripes!. Or anything that could give me lightning fast reflexes would be nice.

 

[Infernai]

I'd choose a wolf. Always wanted wolf ears, tail and the senses of a canine..Plus i can then officially call myself a werewolf! xD

 

[Erana]

Spoiler: These wings, please.

And they fan out beautifully, too.

what kind of moth is that?

The aptly named "White plume moth."

 

[Something Amyss]

Kitteh. Preferably one with tentacles. Lots and lots of tentacles.

 

[Drakmorg]

Half-cat.

Mostly just so that I can justify sleeping until noon and never doing anything.

Plus the cuteness factor would be a big hit with the ladies.

 

[mythtech]

it would have to be the coolest animal ever... the cuttlefish!

 

[Wintermoot]

shark so I can chomp the heads of everybody I hate and also because its awesome

 

[Vykrel]

its a hard choice between an animal that can fly, or an animal that can breathe underwater.

i guess id go with an eagle or something

 

[runedeadthA]

For the further advancement of science, UberCorp Unlimited has discovered a new way to bind animal DNA and human DNA into one, making a man/animal. You are the first guinea pig (no pun intented) and are being paid a million bucks to do this as well as your choice of what animal you get combined. What would you chose and for what reason?

Humans are animals.

So can I combine Human and Human? Or perhaps Male with Female (Hint: You get male. X+Y)

 

[Zeema]

I would be Part Wolf cuz thats cool or maybe a Part Hawk

 

[Mr Pantomime]

A hummingbird, I could fly, and punch faster than you could follow

See, with your half-hummingbird you'd be like 'Ora ora ora!'
but with my half-dragon I'd be like 'Za Warudo'
-forgive me. I couldn't stop thinking it-

Yes, but at least with my half-hummingbird, all of me exists.

I actually had no idea what you were talking about, so I looked it up and found this:


and this

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ZA_WARUDO

Most restrospective chuckle ive ever had

 

[TundraStalax]

A bull, I want to be able to gore peolple...

 

[Zeromaeus]

A hummingbird, I could fly, and punch faster than you could follow

See, with your half-hummingbird you'd be like 'Ora ora ora!'
but with my half-dragon I'd be like 'Za Warudo'
-forgive me. I couldn't stop thinking it-

Yes, but at least with my half-hummingbird, all of me exists.

I actually had no idea what you were talking about, so I looked it up and found this:


and this

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ZA_WARUDO

Most restrospective chuckle ive ever had

Funny thing is that I chose half bat as my 'normal' choice. Dio Brando is a vampire...
So uh... Za Warudo.

If you like anime you should watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, or at least the abridged series (absolutely hilarious).